Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML
Today, I shat out a staple. FML
Today, I was helping my friend put up a wooden fence at his new house. I was holding the sections of fence up while he nailed them in with an air powered nail gun. The gun malfunctioned and fired twice putting the second nail through my hand and into the wood. We had to pry the nail out. FML
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to use an electric sander on my arm during our construction class. FML
Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML
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perdix 31
Those who can, do, those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, attempt to teach people to use staple guns.
rocker_chick105 31
I want to know who taught YOU how to use a staple gun........
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Comments (109)
EatZombies 10
Oh jeez, wow. Just the thought of that hurts x-x
xxWTFxx1981 23
Dude I completely understand my girl was next to me in the club a long time ago so I slapped her ass turns out my girl went to say hi to someone... Yes I smacked a random girls ass and yes she threw her drink in my face... stinging eyes but my girl stood up for me I had to tear her off the other women... complete mess lesson look before you do something. I know I always will.