Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML
Today, I shat out a staple. FML
Today, I was helping my friend put up a wooden fence at his new house. I was holding the sections of fence up while he nailed them in with an air powered nail gun. The gun malfunctioned and fired twice putting the second nail through my hand and into the wood. We had to pry the nail out. FML
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to use an electric sander on my arm during our construction class. FML
Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Those who can, do, those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, attempt to teach people to use staple guns.
rocker_chick105 31
I want to know who taught YOU how to use a staple gun........
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Comments (109)
shawnaishere 14
And you learned you are a bad teacher.
desertpunk75 11
You know what happened to Rome right? They trained barbarians and they turned on the Romans. Morale of the story: don't teach people
Eiregal2 10
I was trying to get this tiny baby stapler to work once, stapled page to my thumb, somehow did the same with my forehead and then thumb again!
23chicagobulls01 0
You too??
Dee1009026 0
Oooo.... Bummer dude!
DanteWest1000 5
YDI for giving it to a blonde...
joe13527 0
I hope her teaching you went better than you teaching her?
leprechaun23 15
Op here, the type of staple gun was a weird design and had the hole where the staples come out on the opposite end of where they usually came out. Ended up needing 3 stitches in middle finger
shufflyn 16
F is for friends who do stuff together U is for you and meeeee
MossyMegaMan 20
atleast you learned something...