Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I decided to do something nice and compliment a stranger. I told a girl that I liked her skirt and that it looked good on her. She just rolled her eyes at me and said, "I'm not gay". FML
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I really feel about her, due in no small part to how flirty she's been towards me lately. Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make my best friend "jealous". He's gay. FML
Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, a girl I've liked for the longest time kept asking me to reveal my "deepest secret" in exchange for hers. Thinking this was flirting, I told her my secret was that I liked her. Her secret was that she was a "lesbian and just had to tell somebody." FML
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foxwasalamb 24
serves you right. mind games aren't cool
wtfidkwtp 8
Tying to make her jealous is not how to win over a girl!
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Comments (100)
Vickeh 15
Ain't cool bro! YDI for using mind games. What if she said that she didn't care since she already "had already had a bf"? Seesh... place yourself in ones shoes before saying that kind of crap
slackerjoe 22
don't feel bad. I dress nice and have a high pitched voice, so my friends have to explain to new people, after they ask, that no, I'm not gay. hang in there. maybe you were only in the friend zone because she thought you were gay. maybe you have a chance now.
PegLegRacing 34
I don't think he's even in the friend zone... A girl has to like you at some level to be considered a friend. This guy is too much of a douche. If you have to lie to get laid, you're doing it wrong.
sofitina 20
Maybe he wasn't lying to just get laid but to have a relationship. Granted, that makes it worse.
shine999 12
That's what you get when you trying to act cool.
miracoria 10
Definitely a YDI. Don't play games, nobody likes them, and if she caught you on it, she would likely be too peeved to consider dating you. "Oh this guy likes to lie to play with my mind? Excuse me while I remove my pants!" ... Said no woman, ever.
junkman6 22
#21 I think that exact quote has been said before, followed immediately by sex, on every reality TV show on MTV.
miracoria 10
Haha alright, that's fair. No real girls not doing it for money would, though. :p
gracehi 33
What you fail to realize is that it would only make her jealous if she was interested in you in the first place, in which case there would be no need to make her jealous. If anything it would only discourage her from pursuing you. Didn't think that one through, did ya, Bub?
vikky538 29
one of the best backfires i heard in recent times..
e_p_owen 7
Perfect man, now she thinks you're not interested in her, since you know, you told her you had a thing with someone else. But in the bright side, you ain't gay to her now. Great job.
annarcheer 19
I used to think my boyfriend was gay..
killerdana 19
Then why were you dating him?
lishajoy777 14
oooh. Gay friend zoned...
Brody89 5
I'd have said "Awe, no, but thanks for the compliment." Seriously, if a girl thinks you're gay, it's a good thing. I had a girl think that because I wasn't showing interest in her, that I was gay, and it opened the floodgates when she found out I wasn't and pursued all her pent up desire for me. MAKING a girl jealous for any reason sucks, though. Whether you're with her and want her reactions, or trying to gain her interest. They don't react well to it. If they witness something harmless and get jealous or upset, then that's a different story.