Love: Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous...

By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML

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By straightasaneedle - 02/02/2011 17:11 - Germany

Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2018 16:00 - United States - Trenton

Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML

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By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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Being nice is so 1968

By Anonymous - 23/06/2017 01:00 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I decided to do something nice and compliment a stranger. I told a girl that I liked her skirt and that it looked good on her. She just rolled her eyes at me and said, "I'm not gay". FML

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By Not Gay - 09/06/2015 03:04 - United States - Williamston

Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 21/03/2013 20:43 - United Kingdom - Retford

Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I really feel about her, due in no small part to how flirty she's been towards me lately. Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make my best friend "jealous". He's gay. FML

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By alone_forever - 04/03/2009 21:03 - United States

Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." So I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well I am still not attracted to you though." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 14:00

Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML

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By malcolmXXX - 14/10/2015 02:01 - United States - Savannah

Today, a girl I've liked for the longest time kept asking me to reveal my "deepest secret" in exchange for hers. Thinking this was flirting, I told her my secret was that I liked her. Her secret was that she was a "lesbian and just had to tell somebody." FML

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foxwasalamb 24

Thursday 21 August 2014 18:47

serves you right. mind games aren't cool

wtfidkwtp 8

Thursday 21 August 2014 18:49

Tying to make her jealous is not how to win over a girl!

Comments

erriiinn 9

Friday 22 August 2014 7:32

Don't tell a girl you have a 'thing' when you don't she will just move on

itooamscrewed 10

Friday 22 August 2014 12:55

Well if you aren't gay you must be 15 because that is some stupid bs right there. "Oh you're sleeping with someone else? That makes me want to get into a relationship with you!" Said no sane girl ever. Grow up. Until then you probably don't deserve a relationship

shanebob 15

Friday 22 August 2014 19:33

I'm fairly certain that is the worst way to pick up a girl. YDI.

amisenho 11

Friday 22 August 2014 21:17

Sorry. Most girls don't think man-****** are sexy. That's like telling a Burger King employee that McDonald's burgers are better, even when you know Burger King's burgers are obviously better. It's just going to make the Burger King employee resent you. Sorry, my analogy machine is a little garbled at the moment.

channelmonica 17

Saturday 23 August 2014 1:15

YDI. If you like this girl, don't be a dick by trying to make her jealous. End of discussion.

llytaa 2

Saturday 23 August 2014 1:21

Don't ever try to make a girl jealous. If you like her just be honest.

dDailydDosage 8

Saturday 23 August 2014 15:58

Your strategy in a round about way worked. Now she knows you're not gay and new feelings if likeness and a bit if jealousy can now grow with this realization.

mookiemookie01 24

Sunday 24 August 2014 22:18

What have you been doing to make her think you're gay?

iKristien 5

Tuesday 26 August 2014 16:33

... I really don't get why guys think they can win a girl's heart by telling them they have something going on with another girl. Do you really think that makes us jealous or turns us on? I mean, if someone would come up to me and say "hey, I got this 'thing' going on with a girl, hu hu hu", I'd be more like "okay then, good for you" instead of "OMG I WANT YOU NOW!"