Love: Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous...

By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML

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By straightasaneedle - 02/02/2011 17:11 - Germany

Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2018 16:00 - United States - Trenton

Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML

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By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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Being nice is so 1968

By Anonymous - 23/06/2017 01:00 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I decided to do something nice and compliment a stranger. I told a girl that I liked her skirt and that it looked good on her. She just rolled her eyes at me and said, "I'm not gay". FML

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By Not Gay - 09/06/2015 03:04 - United States - Williamston

Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 21/03/2013 20:43 - United Kingdom - Retford

Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I really feel about her, due in no small part to how flirty she's been towards me lately. Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make my best friend "jealous". He's gay. FML

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By alone_forever - 04/03/2009 21:03 - United States

Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." So I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well I am still not attracted to you though." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 14:00

Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML

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By malcolmXXX - 14/10/2015 02:01 - United States - Savannah

Today, a girl I've liked for the longest time kept asking me to reveal my "deepest secret" in exchange for hers. Thinking this was flirting, I told her my secret was that I liked her. Her secret was that she was a "lesbian and just had to tell somebody." FML

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Thursday 21 August 2014 18:47

serves you right. mind games aren't cool

wtfidkwtp 8

Thursday 21 August 2014 18:49

Tying to make her jealous is not how to win over a girl!

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hrpuffstuff69 8

Thursday 21 August 2014 21:32

no more wearing pink shirts from now on.

cjwayy 22

Thursday 21 August 2014 21:34

That's manipulative. And being manipulative is unnattractive. YDI.

mosquito19 14

Thursday 21 August 2014 21:38

you should layoff on your childish games. that's why she's not interested in you.

JLUD 8

Thursday 21 August 2014 21:48

Mate that's rough

Journiexo 18

Thursday 21 August 2014 21:50

You don't "try to make her jealous ". YDI

Olivia93 20

Thursday 21 August 2014 22:01

Sorry OP but YDI never try playing mind games with anyone

SpcNemo 10

Thursday 21 August 2014 22:04

Wait, people still try to do this? Lol. YDI dude, mind games don't work hoss.

Zebediabolical 39

Thursday 21 August 2014 22:33

Did you see this move on some PUA site or some shitty movie? There's a reason most people don't use it. It fails most of the time.

Um_Awkward_ 12

Thursday 21 August 2014 22:55

Shit just got real...

sexual_girl 15

Thursday 21 August 2014 23:41

Girls are so not impressed when a guy tells us he has a "thing" going with another girl(s). It just puts us off and makes us not interested.

amisenho 11

Friday 22 August 2014 20:47

Indeed. It may make his bros jealous, but certainly not potential romantic interests.

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Same thing different taste

Being nice is so 1968

Nice try

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