Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I really feel about her, due in no small part to how flirty she's been towards me lately. Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make my best friend "jealous". He's gay. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I finally told the girl I'm in love with how I've felt ever since we first met six years ago. She let me know that not only does she not feel the same way, she's always considered me a creep and only ever hung out with me because of our mutual friends. FML
Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML
Today, after I finally got up the courage to talk to the girl I'd been crushing on for years, we've got super close over a few weeks. Her best friend, who I'm kinda friends with, texted me, confessing that she likes me. Now the first girl won't talk to me for the sake of her best friend, who I'm not interested in. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
Today, my best friend texted me saying she is determined to find out what skank her brother is sneaking around with. I've been secretly dating her brother for months; apparently I'm the skank. FML
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Top comments
Catkam623 27
Tell her how jealous it'll make her friend if she sucks your dick
llama612 27
Get your bestfriend to start flirting with her and when she asks him out have him say "sorry I'm just trying to make (insert your name here OP) jealous" Make sure it's being recorded or you're watching so you get to see the look on her face once she sees she just got a taste of her own medicine.
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Comments (78)
qchabs4lifeqc 7
Well, fyl
The_Big_Boss 20
Wow, great first comment. I can tell you put a lot of thought, consideration, time, and effort into it. Thanks for coming in today, you really made a difference
capslockisgood 19
Thats two in a row for him.
KingCeltic77 18
There IS a button for that, you know. You must be new here.
FMLouis 6
"You know what would really make him jealous?" ...Is where you should have gone with it OP
Catkam623 27
Glad you liked my comment
Diana_Christine 5
Why are you calling her a *****? Flirting doesn't make her a *****. However if she had ****** you in order to make your friend jealous, then she would have been a *****. Let me guess, you're a self proclaimed "nice guy" aren't you, OP?
bandofsand 10
Buzzfeed for the win.
Ainarr 29
She's a ***** because she used him to try and make a friend jealous, which is considered inconsiderate. And skankish. I'd be upset too.
Shrike 24
2- I'm as disgusted as the next sane person with all those so-called "nice guys", but this is a totally different situation. Stop giving ammo to those "wahhh friend-zone" whiners.
llama612 27
Pretty sure using a guy and leading him on to make his GAY bestfriend jealous is well skanky. So yes flirting does make her a *****. Also weather OP is a nice guy or not has nothing to do with it and anyone would have called this girl a *****.
whiteboy896 9
whether* sorry i couldn't help it, you said weather.
llama612 27
thats ok I always get them screwed up lol
ironik69 31
*****, *****, and just plain bitch are all different animals. ***** works here. ***** would be acceptable if she had sex with you to try to make the friend jealous. And bitch, well, that's just an everyday personality for some of us.
meso222 8
And self proclaimed nice guys are not the problem (as long as it's chivalry not buying diamonds for a kiss) the friendzone is reaerved for people who won't date you because youve known eachother since grade school and are very close to family. The problem is all the people whining that they can't get a girl cuz they are to nice and the people bitching about the nice guys because treating a girl right is for "*******". She is a ***** for using his feelings for her to **** with his best friend.
tappm98 22
Let me guess, you're the "I'm always the one who gets hurt and all guys are assholes" type of girl, aren't you?
dee_89 7
Well thats her karma
TorisaurusRexxx 10
3, what exactly is her "karma?" That the guy she was after was gay? That she is now known as a ***** on fml? I really dont think karma had anything to do with this.
Catkam623 27
Tell her how jealous it'll make her friend if she sucks your dick
Catkam623 27
Your* I can't believe no one called me on it I must be the luckiest man In the world, unlike op of course
KingDead 18
Lol #4, says 'your' in your original post, and your second.. Assuming you realized you could edit after the fact of already posting in your second? Fail hehe
CareFace 16
No, #31. Tell her how jealous it'll make YOUR friend, not hers. That's where he corrected himself.
Catkam623 27
And the timer stops after 2 mins wasn't til I reread the fml that I noticed it
ladyLALAA 29
The grammar Nazis are going to hate me but if comments are still understandable I don't see what the big deal is...
Soloman212 28
It wasn't a grammar mistake, it was just an error in reading comprehension.
tararochelle 18
Ladylalaa -I totally agree. Some of the grammar freaks drive me nuts. We get it, some are geniuses with grammar and punctuation.... But it's a free app to bitch about your day, not English class.
legendxs 20
Hahaahha nicely put #4
alphatoomega 21
Well, better to learn that and move on than to keep agonizing over that. I know how that kind of thing hurts, and I'm sorry. But at least now you can start moving on from that bitch, I guess?
Success4444 12
Yeah, I would say the joke is on the *****.
thosedogtags 8
Move on with your life.. And from her! Obviously she's not worth your time or efforts anymore.
OptimusVader 23
Or anyone's, by the sound of it.
kumonsucks 7
Your right. She is a skanky ass hoe
enormouselephant 15
His right what? To be a skanky ass hoe? Yeah, you're right.
KingCeltic77 18
Her loss. I wouldn't give a girl like her the time of day, because that's just low. Jokes on her, because there is no way that she would EVER get with your friend.
llama612 27
Get your bestfriend to start flirting with her and when she asks him out have him say "sorry I'm just trying to make (insert your name here OP) jealous" Make sure it's being recorded or you're watching so you get to see the look on her face once she sees she just got a taste of her own medicine.
lexi365 20
Perfect.
llama612 27
Thankyou :) lol
GrinchFu1 27
Let this play out... You could definitely have some fun at her expense.