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By fecal romance - / Saturday 23 November 2013 10:32 / United States
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"we put glitter in our food so our shit twinkle like diamonds! I'm rich bitch!" -Dave Chapelle

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Well, at least you turned yourself in. Because you were honest, we'll let you decide. So, what'll it be? Hanging? Firing squad? The chair?

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What also counts is how badly she choked on it. The more she choked on it the bigger the diamond. "YOU BARELY EVEN CHOKED ME TO DEATH WITH THAT RING! YOU'RE SO CHEAP!"

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Agreed. My dad did it for my mom and she didn't swallow it so it must be in the timing (ie when it is visible).

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It was probably red wine if she didn't see it, in that case it was a stupid idea on your boyfriends part OP

Assuming it was a proposal, did you say yes or are you waiting until it comes out? That truly does suck though and I wish you the best.

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Who does the "ring in wine" anymore? The only thing exciting about this proposal is you now having to search your poop everyday until you find your ring.

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there's a lot of pressure and anxiety involved when guys (and girls) decide to ask their SO to marry them. All the movies and romantic expectations that we see so often have made a hard question all the more difficult. Of course we all want it to be special and people have different ideas on what would make the event special and unique. A ring in food/drink may be cliché, but it's also a classic.

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