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Hey, it's what's inside that counts.

I swear, if someone says it...

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prepare for "shitty situation" commnts

"we put glitter in our food so our shit twinkle like diamonds! I'm rich bitch!" -Dave Chapelle

Well that sounds like a shitty situation.

^^^ NO. BAD 135 *squirts with water bottle*

I swear, if someone says it...

I did it's 19

Well, at least you turned yourself in. Because you were honest, we'll let you decide. So, what'll it be? Hanging? Firing squad? The chair?

DEATH BY MONKIES!!!

Make him swallow a superbowl ring as punishment. Fits the crime and the Fml.

"Derp, I hope you mean 'ex-doctor'"! Was that what you were anticipating, #3?

#30, I think I love you.

Did you say yes?

Well, she didn't say fiance, but she also didn't say ex...

Well I guess they may rather wait for the ring. Makes things seem more official maybe?

Better be a nice ring if she did! :)

Hey, it's what's inside that counts.

What also counts is how badly she choked on it. The more she choked on it the bigger the diamond. "YOU BARELY EVEN CHOKED ME TO DEATH WITH THAT RING! YOU'RE SO CHEAP!"

But it was her ability to "swallow" so easily why she got the ring in the first place. :P

well indeed fyl

I thought this fml was going in a completely different direction just reading the first 3 words

I did as well.

This is why I don't like the idea of people proposing by putting the ring in food or drinks

Agreed. My dad did it for my mom and she didn't swallow it so it must be in the timing (ie when it is visible).

how do you miss hard metal and a diamond in your food?

I would prefer to miss it rather than breaking a tooth on it

It was probably red wine if she didn't see it, in that case it was a stupid idea on your boyfriends part OP

Agreed! When will they learn!

If you aren't expecting something to be in your glass of wine it would be very easy to do...

Assuming it was a proposal, did you say yes or are you waiting until it comes out? That truly does suck though and I wish you the best.

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you may let yourself out

Who does the "ring in wine" anymore? The only thing exciting about this proposal is you now having to search your poop everyday until you find your ring.

Just like in "Two and a Half Men".

there's a lot of pressure and anxiety involved when guys (and girls) decide to ask their SO to marry them. All the movies and romantic expectations that we see so often have made a hard question all the more difficult. Of course we all want it to be special and people have different ideas on what would make the event special and unique. A ring in food/drink may be cliché, but it's also a classic.

OP, seems you have a heart of gold, and now, entrails of diamond.