FML : Today, I absentmindedly stuck two magnets in my mouth while talking, and accidentally swallowed them. I had to go the emergency room. The nurses at the...

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Today, I absentmindedly stuck two magnets in my mouth while talking, and accidentally swallowed them. I had to go the emergency room. The nurses at the station laughed at me. They thought it was a joke. They couldn't believe an 18 year old would swallow magnets. FML

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By clublulu - / Friday 10 April 2009 02:40 / United States

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By luxor21221 | 0

#98730 - Friday 10 April 2009 12:09

You "absent mindedly" put magnets in your mouth........ And then you "accidently" swallowed them....... How do you figure???????????

By ScottyD620 | 0

#98739 - Friday 10 April 2009 12:14

what's wrong with swallowing magnets? you can walk up to a girl wearing a bunch of jewelry (well maybe really really cheap jewelry thats magnetic) and be like.. "I think there's a connection.. I'm magnetically attracted to you"

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By luxor21221 | 0

#98730 - Friday 10 April 2009 12:09

You "absent mindedly" put magnets in your mouth........ And then you "accidently" swallowed them....... How do you figure???????????

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bridgette5866 | 0

#881088 - Monday 22 February 2010 04:56

My friend was chewing on a bingo chip once and swallowed it. Shit happens.

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z620 | 0

#930137 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 11:22

why the hell would u put such objects in ur mouth? I would laugh too

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wasted0087 | 0

#945708 - Sunday 14 March 2010 12:55

I was once talking to two of my friends and absent mindedly ate my sandwich and whole plate of chips... I had had no recollection of it an thought they took it while I was talking... I still don't remember eating any of it...

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mrbeastmode | 0

#1740711 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 05:43

I think your name gives us a pretty good reason why you don't remember

By reset_button | 0

#98734 - Friday 10 April 2009 12:11

Wow I hope you "absent mindedly" swallow a bullet

By ScottyD620 | 0

#98739 - Friday 10 April 2009 12:14

what's wrong with swallowing magnets? you can walk up to a girl wearing a bunch of jewelry (well maybe really really cheap jewelry thats magnetic) and be like.. "I think there's a connection.. I'm magnetically attracted to you"

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RyGan | 0

#1212891 - Monday 9 August 2010 05:24

that would be amazingly epic

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sushi314 | 12

#5246146 - Friday 14 December 2012 06:25

That's... Not how jewelry works

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venomousflower | 24

#6276026 - Tuesday 28 April 2015 03:59

It's a girl not a guy

By TeenTiger | 0

#98740 - Friday 10 April 2009 12:14

YDI. Not sure why you had to go to the ER for it though. They just tell you to go home and let it pass through your system.

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TheDarkCynder | 2

#3156598 - Monday 22 August 2011 05:13

Two magnets is bad, if they disconnect then reconnect somewhere else in different places if the intestines then it can cause internal bleeding.

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brianfantana32 | 10

#3902261 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 07:50

And rip your guts apart

By SpunkT | 0

#98741 - Friday 10 April 2009 12:14

What the hell. Are you four years old? Why are you putting that crap in your mouth?

By Sue21 | 0

#98758 - Friday 10 April 2009 12:23

Can i stick a something magnetic on you?

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Epicperson23 | 0

#2960704 - Saturday 23 July 2011 10:30

hey u wanna have sex? ?

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Epicperson23 | 0

#2960706 - Saturday 23 July 2011 10:30

hey u wanna have sex? ?

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Epicperson23 | 0

#2960710 - Saturday 23 July 2011 10:30

hey u wanna have sex? ?

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Epicperson23 | 0

#2960713 - Saturday 23 July 2011 10:30

hey u wanna have sex? ?

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Epicperson23 | 0

#2960715 - Saturday 23 July 2011 10:30

hey u wanna have sex? ?

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antmanzero | 8

#4648964 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 02:32

Jesus Christ. You horny bastard, calm down. -.-

By Demon_fml | 0

#98770 - Friday 10 April 2009 12:30

my cousin would do this...he is 3

By alllllllly | 0

#98773 - Friday 10 April 2009 12:32

i've done pretty much the same thing, don't worry.

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milena28_fml | 0

#1362479 - Tuesday 7 September 2010 01:07

me too. but I swallowed a nickel /: yeaaah. I was like 8

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bellebe1998 | 16

#5833474 - Monday 20 January 2014 08:19

that's not the same thing then...

By starbaby | 0

#98778 - Friday 10 April 2009 12:34

I hope they were atleast those little ones shapped like fruit.

By Endymion_fml | 0

#98782 - Friday 10 April 2009 12:37

If they were small enough to swallow, they're small enough to... pass.

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