By clublulu - 10/04/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I absentmindedly stuck two magnets in my mouth while talking, and accidentally swallowed them. I had to go the emergency room. The nurses at the station laughed at me. They thought it was a joke. They couldn't believe an 18 year old would swallow magnets. FML
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luxor21221 0
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You "absent mindedly" put magnets in your mouth........ And then you "accidently" swallowed them....... How do you figure???????????

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ScottyD620 0
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what's wrong with swallowing magnets? you can walk up to a girl wearing a bunch of jewelry (well maybe really really cheap jewelry thats magnetic) and be like.. "I think there's a connection.. I'm magnetically attracted to you"

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luxor21221 0
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You "absent mindedly" put magnets in your mouth........ And then you "accidently" swallowed them....... How do you figure???????????

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bridgette5866 0

My friend was chewing on a bingo chip once and swallowed it. Shit happens.

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z620 0
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why the hell would u put such objects in ur mouth? I would laugh too

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wasted0087 0
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I was once talking to two of my friends and absent mindedly ate my sandwich and whole plate of chips... I had had no recollection of it an thought they took it while I was talking... I still don't remember eating any of it...

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mrbeastmode 0
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I think your name gives us a pretty good reason why you don't remember

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reset_button 0
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Wow I hope you "absent mindedly" swallow a bullet

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ScottyD620 0
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what's wrong with swallowing magnets? you can walk up to a girl wearing a bunch of jewelry (well maybe really really cheap jewelry thats magnetic) and be like.. "I think there's a connection.. I'm magnetically attracted to you"

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RyGan 0
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that would be amazingly epic

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sushi314 12
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That's... Not how jewelry works

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venomousflower 24
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It's a girl not a guy

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TeenTiger 0
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YDI. Not sure why you had to go to the ER for it though. They just tell you to go home and let it pass through your system.

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TheDarkCynder 2
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Two magnets is bad, if they disconnect then reconnect somewhere else in different places if the intestines then it can cause internal bleeding.

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brianfantana32 10

And rip your guts apart

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SpunkT 0

What the hell. Are you four years old? Why are you putting that crap in your mouth?

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Sue21 0
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Can i stick a something magnetic on you?

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Epicperson23 0

hey u wanna have sex? ?

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Epicperson23 0

hey u wanna have sex? ?

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Epicperson23 0

hey u wanna have sex? ?

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Epicperson23 0

hey u wanna have sex? ?

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Epicperson23 0

hey u wanna have sex? ?

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antmanzero 8
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Jesus Christ. You horny bastard, calm down. -.-

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Demon_fml 0
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my cousin would do this...he is 3

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alllllllly 0
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i've done pretty much the same thing, don't worry.

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milena28_fml 0
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me too. but I swallowed a nickel /: yeaaah. I was like 8

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bellebe1998 16
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that's not the same thing then...

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starbaby 0

I hope they were atleast those little ones shapped like fruit.

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Endymion_fml 0
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If they were small enough to swallow, they're small enough to... pass.

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