You're gonna have to get your poop and go through it. That sucks. But congrats on the engagement?

Well.. congrats on the engament!

That's one way of putting it

unless you put it in a milkshake I am pretty sure I can tell my last sip has a chunk of something floating in my mouth

All I can say is good luck and I hope you have a lifetime of happiness after you get the ring out of you

For OP's sake I hope the stone was small.

If your feeling nasty, let him search through your poop to find it. And make him wait for your answer until he finds it. You should probably get him to take it for a professional cleaning, too.

Congratulations on your (almost) engagement op. I think your bf made a lovely gesture and was trying to be romantic. Perhaps all the pros and cons weren't thought through fully in his anxious excitement to pop the question. At least you have the chance of getting it back, drinking a teaspoon of olive oil should help to stimulate your bowels to get things moving along quicker... Stay positive there's a light at the end of the tunnel. good luck op, I hope ur wedding is wonderful and you have many happy years with your (to be?) husband.

haha

lmao at least your worth a lot now