By fecal romance - 23/11/2013 10:32 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I swallowed and nearly choked to death on the ring my boyfriend hid in my wine glass. It's still in me somewhere, and my doctor basically told me that I'll have to "keep an eye on things" if I want to find it. FML
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Same thing different taste

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At least you have a caring boyfriend who tried to give you a ring.

ViviMage 38

Wine is not beer! Don't drink it that fast!!

Did you say yes? Or did I miss something...

kellyem2 20

I begged my bf not to put my ring in any food items because I was so scared of this happening. I hope that everything turns out ok in the end. :(

I've never understood the concept of proposing by putting the ring in a wine glass or even a piece of food. It doesn't appeal to me romantically, and it seems very unsafe for this exact reason. OP, did you give your boyfriend an answer? So sorry you ended up swallowing it. :(

This is why hiding the ring in food/drink is just about the dumbest way to propose. Even in everything goes as planned, you'll be left with a sticky, dirty ring that will most likely require professional cleaning to get everything out of every little nook and cranny.

Have someone hint you are hiding drugs in your ass... the police will do the dirty work.

WasabiMars 21

I guess it's time to hover an industrial strength magnet before you flush. No? I'll let myself out.

katie_xoxo3 16

I hope you find it, if you don't that's a lot of money going down the toilet :/