And I oop

By SuperBunny - 20/04/2009 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 821
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mothers shouldn't dress af if they're 17 all oveer agian. FY bf's L

Let me guess- you were wearing a corduroy jumper with a floral print turtleneck, a headband, a small gold cross on a thin chain worn outside of the turtleneck and thick-soled slip-on shoes, right? The classic I-hate-sex look? Were you also carrying your bible so you could lead the prayers before the meal? Sounds like his mom just likes to dress up a bit. Judge not.

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haha...embarassing much? i smell a threesome in the making...

So you boyfriend's mother dresses like a whore. He probably fell for you because you remind him of his mother.

mothers shouldn't dress af if they're 17 all oveer agian. FY bf's L

17 year olds shouldn't dress like hookers either... I mean, they're still technically minors.

At least, I don't think so.

Nice, his mom sounds saucy!

Maybe you should dress more excitingly, after all if his mother is racier that you...

Let me guess- you were wearing a corduroy jumper with a floral print turtleneck, a headband, a small gold cross on a thin chain worn outside of the turtleneck and thick-soled slip-on shoes, right? The classic I-hate-sex look? Were you also carrying your bible so you could lead the prayers before the meal? Sounds like his mom just likes to dress up a bit. Judge not.

#7 why can't there be more people like you in this world? Ty for making me lmao!

Turtle neck and Chains man, it's the fashion trend apparently.

I mean I wish we could see the dress for ourselves to see if it was actually a dress like I'm assuming, a lot of people just dress up. Or if it was a piece of fabric better suited for going clubbing. I mean, it's what she feels confident in so why shouldn't she wear it? As long as it covers her bits I don't see the problem.

haha... did HE realise it was his mom at first too? i agree with #4 on both accounts....

#4 is right, F your boyfriend's life for having a slutty mom

Haaaa, lol. Bet he was like... ''thats my mom''

Stacy's mom has got it going on.

..She's all I want and I've waited so long..