By Anonymous - 07/05/2011 00:22 - United States

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Today, I stubbed my toe against the corner of my bed, causing me to gasp and moan in pain. My parents overheard, and now I'm getting the full coming of age talk and how I shouldn't lie about what I was doing. I didn't do anything. FML
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fatalkiss 0

My parents were all, "orgasms are natural & beautiful things, after all, thats how we created you."

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BugsBunny1 4

For some reason, your username and comment look very strange together.

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Emster689 0

I broke my toe doing that so you got off easy lmaoo. then again if you broke your toe maybe your parents would believe u?

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superjewwwwww 0

don't deny what really happened.

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OhbbyCx 6

Dude. The first few comments of this FML are all hidden. Fail xD.

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ThinMints123 0

you should have showed them your toe.

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gemzroxya 0

haha i know how much stubbing your toes on things hurt, i do it whenever i take my socks off -.-

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HU4L188 0

u should have gave THEM a talk for having such dirty minds

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wickedlyevil96 0

******* wimp. you moan over a stubbed toe. ive gone through worse and my eyes didnt even water

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IHateBoyA 0

Some things aren't what they seem lol(;

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varkey 7

wow that sucks, just keep on repeating that you stubbed your toe and eventually they should get it FYL

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