By Anonymous - 07/05/2011 00:22 - United States

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Today, I stubbed my toe against the corner of my bed, causing me to gasp and moan in pain. My parents overheard, and now I'm getting the full coming of age talk and how I shouldn't lie about what I was doing. I didn't do anything. FML
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fatalkiss 0

My parents were all, "orgasms are natural & beautiful things, after all, thats how we created you."

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BugsBunny1 4

For some reason, your username and comment look very strange together.

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ptown34 0

dang that would suck

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ganash22 6

hahahahahaahahahahaaahahahaa omg Haah lol wow ur parents r awesome butt kinda perverted maybe???

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Donniehw 5

I would say while they were still talking to me "beats lifting weights" no pun untended

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BAMF519 0

o I thought u were making sex noises

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Rocker909 0

Hey, it's better than them walking in on you while you were doing something.

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PinkRoboto 0

wow there is a lot of negative thumbed comments on here

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