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i stubb my toe alot!
Awkward.
oh wow I'm on the FML app for iPhone and counted 8 buried comments in a row on the first page. new record for FML?
Banging your foot last night?
I've never heard toe used as a euphemism for penis.
Sure 'stubbing your toe' isn't 'spanking the ferret?'
Oh don't lie. You were spanking the ferret again.
Just do it
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My parents were all, "orgasms are natural & beautiful things, after all, thats how we created you."
For some reason, your username and comment look very strange together.