Parenting, Painful and Injury: Priorities - FML

Priorities

By elly - 08/04/2021 14:00

Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML

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Friday 9 April 2021 5:03

my mother would have told me to walk it off.

mando 10

Friday 9 April 2021 9:14

lol, mine too

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mando 10

Friday 9 April 2021 1:08

Parents aren't perfect all the time, she may not have known the reason you were cussing...I sincerely hope you had the chance to explain. From what I've heard, most broken toes, as painful as they are, are treatable without paying huge medical bills.

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Friday 9 April 2021 5:03

my mother would have told me to walk it off.

mando 10

Friday 9 April 2021 9:14

lol, mine too

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