Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML
Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML
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Top comments
juggyjones 0
that's why you go on birth control so that you can use it to safely delay or skip your period. it's part of wedding planning 101.
grazynaanka 0
It likes to come at the worst possible moments. This is going to sound gross but, if you and your new husband want to do the deed, use a female condom. And hey, at least you know your bestfriend is a true friend!
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Comments (407)
Solomon2010 0
You need to start using tampons or you're going to get blood all over that dress. Then you need to start a new birth control pack to delay your period a week or two. Duhhhh
latuka 0
you know people are saying use a tampon but wouldn't your friend have to change that too? thats sucks tho, this is truly an FML.. yup FYL
latuka 0
71 wins for best comment. LMAO
blonde67 0
yes im sure her friend would much rather change her tampon than her pad :S... you guys are stupid
greeneye_fml 12
I'll just say you have a very good best friend. I don't know if I could do that. Sorry that had to happen on your wedding.
ohhdamn 0
that;s a verry good friend.
fueledbyamy 0
because no one seems to understand: 1. NOT EVERYONE HAS REGULAR PERIODS, EVEN AT AN OLDER AGE, AND ARE UNABLE TO 'TRACK' IT. 2. TAMPONS/PADS/CUPS, ALL UP TO THE INDIVIDUAL. THEY ARE THE ONE WEARING IT, THEY DECIDE. 3. NOT EVERYONE HAS TO OR WANTS TO GO ON BIRTH CONTROL. so stop telling each other what femine product to wear, or that the OP deserves it because she didn't 'track' her period. and also, stop saying she deserves it because she's not on birth control!
spannerxox 0
did you not kinda predict this though?? thats what the pill is for!
dimond_2010 0
You are getting married and still wear pads? Interesting.
lovethiz 0
one, ur a grown woman and ur not using tampons yet???? whats wrong with you, ur friend wouldnt have to change it if you used them. idiot. also u can still have sex with ur period. just put a towel underneath you. god ur a retard. ydi, theres nothing wrong with this