Today, while at work I went to use the public restroom because I had a severe case of diarrhea. All went well until the timed sensor lights went off and I couldn't leave my stall to get them back on. I sat there for thirty minutes in pure darkness. FML
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time4coffee
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I don't see how this is an FML, you can get up and wipe in the dark. The same thing happened at my job but it was a blackout. You feel around and get out. Why wuss out because it is dark?
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xCrackerx
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It must have been... advanced darkness. A true FML.
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abcnonamecba
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that sucks XD
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HamsteronA
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he had the runs man. that's not that bad unless ur scared of the dark
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pinktiger
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hey at least you didnt get trapped inside....
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lovingamylea
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She had diarrhoea. Do you know what that means? It means she was (probably uncontrollably) persistently spouting liquidy crap. Stumbling around would probably have left shit trails on the floor. If you're going to say "why couldn't she wipe first?", well I think that was the point -it's hard to wipe in the dark. Especially when you're having diarrhoea, when liquified shit is all over the place.
OP, hope your tum's feeling much better now. Remember to rehydrate before you pass out! :D
OP, hope your tum's feeling much better now. Remember to rehydrate before you pass out! :D
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FarSide
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@23: You MUST be from New Jersey if YOU can't find your damn ass in the dark.
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DwayneHoover
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Agreed. I don't see how this is an FML at all. (S)he should've just gotten it finished with (in the dark).
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lovingamylea
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It's not the problem with finding it -it's with knowing whether it's clean when you're done.
You MUST be an idiot if you were so quick to judge.
You MUST be an idiot if you were so quick to judge.
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murch
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Blind people sniff it, try that! Anyway, I feel their pain. Happened to me, too.
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turdburgers
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Did swinging the door open and shut not work?
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wingedtoad
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I'm sure she would have loved to go home, but if it were me I wouldn't risk making the commute if I knew I might be spouting shit. As for letting her stay in the bathroom for half an hour... think of the alternative.
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time4coffee
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I don't see how this is an FML, you can get up and wipe in the dark. The same thing happened at my job but it was a blackout. You feel around and get out. Why wuss out because it is dark?
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waterynuggets
| 0
I don't know about you, but I luv dark chocolate.
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namnams
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You stayed at work with diaherrea? And they let you spend half an hour in the bathroom?
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jayemdoubleyou
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Anyone need a blowjob? You can turn out the lights if you like, I mean my face is just THAT hideous.
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trillian_fml
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you can't find your own bum in the dark?
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doogy15
| 11
Happens man, there are some BIIIGGG people in this world.
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tisiphone_fml
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Hmm, I suppose you did not think of throwing something in the stall- say, a toilet paper roll, into the room to make the motion sensor go off again? Or momentarily opening the door, as nobody else was in the room?
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Ripunzel
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were you stuck in the bathroom for 30mins cuz ur stomach ooooor everything locked down??