FML : Today, while at work I went to use the public restroom because I had a severe case of diarrhea. All went well until the timed sensor lights went off and...

Today, while at work I went to use the public restroom because I had a severe case of diarrhea. All went well until the timed sensor lights went off and I couldn't leave my stall to get them back on. I sat there for thirty minutes in pure darkness. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Bathroom Problems / Saturday 2 January 2010 19:24 / France

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By time4coffee | 3

#751447 - Sunday 3 January 2010 0:11

I don't see how this is an FML, you can get up and wipe in the dark. The same thing happened at my job but it was a blackout. You feel around and get out. Why wuss out because it is dark?

By xCrackerx | 3

#751539 - Sunday 3 January 2010 1:09

It must have been... advanced darkness. A true FML.

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By abcnonamecba | 0

#751407 - Saturday 2 January 2010 23:56

that sucks XD

By HamsteronA | 0

#751414 - Sunday 3 January 2010 0:09

he had the runs man. that's not that bad unless ur scared of the dark

By pinktiger | 0

#751427 - Sunday 3 January 2010 0:03

hey at least you didnt get trapped inside....

lovingamylea | 0

#751583 - Sunday 3 January 2010 1:28

She had diarrhoea. Do you know what that means? It means she was (probably uncontrollably) persistently spouting liquidy crap. Stumbling around would probably have left shit trails on the floor. If you're going to say "why couldn't she wipe first?", well I think that was the point -it's hard to wipe in the dark. Especially when you're having diarrhoea, when liquified shit is all over the place.

OP, hope your tum's feeling much better now. Remember to rehydrate before you pass out! :D

FarSide | 22

#751904 - Sunday 3 January 2010 4:31

@23: You MUST be from New Jersey if YOU can't find your damn ass in the dark.

DwayneHoover | 0

#751908 - Sunday 3 January 2010 4:34

Agreed. I don't see how this is an FML at all. (S)he should've just gotten it finished with (in the dark).

lovingamylea | 0

#751978 - Sunday 3 January 2010 5:12

It's not the problem with finding it -it's with knowing whether it's clean when you're done.
You MUST be an idiot if you were so quick to judge.

murch | 0

#983883 - Friday 23 April 2010 2:04

Blind people sniff it, try that! Anyway, I feel their pain. Happened to me, too.

By turdburgers | 0

#751432 - Sunday 3 January 2010 0:16

Did swinging the door open and shut not work?

wingedtoad | 0

#751853 - Sunday 3 January 2010 3:57

I'm sure she would have loved to go home, but if it were me I wouldn't risk making the commute if I knew I might be spouting shit. As for letting her stay in the bathroom for half an hour... think of the alternative.

By time4coffee | 3

#751447 - Sunday 3 January 2010 0:11

I don't see how this is an FML, you can get up and wipe in the dark. The same thing happened at my job but it was a blackout. You feel around and get out. Why wuss out because it is dark?

waterynuggets | 0

#751492 - Sunday 3 January 2010 0:42

I don't know about you, but I luv dark chocolate.

By namnams | 3

#751452 - Sunday 3 January 2010 0:16

You stayed at work with diaherrea? And they let you spend half an hour in the bathroom?

By jayemdoubleyou | 1

#751453 - Sunday 3 January 2010 0:21

Anyone need a blowjob? You can turn out the lights if you like, I mean my face is just THAT hideous.

By trillian_fml | 0

#751460 - Sunday 3 January 2010 0:25

you can't find your own bum in the dark?

doogy15 | 11

#3342158 - Sunday 25 September 2011 3:55

Happens man, there are some BIIIGGG people in this world.

By tisiphone_fml | 0

#751463 - Sunday 3 January 2010 0:27

Hmm, I suppose you did not think of throwing something in the stall- say, a toilet paper roll, into the room to make the motion sensor go off again? Or momentarily opening the door, as nobody else was in the room?