Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML
Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML
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Top comments
juggyjones 0
that's why you go on birth control so that you can use it to safely delay or skip your period. it's part of wedding planning 101.
grazynaanka 0
It likes to come at the worst possible moments. This is going to sound gross but, if you and your new husband want to do the deed, use a female condom. And hey, at least you know your bestfriend is a true friend!
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Wildcard 0
shouldn't you know when youre going to be on your period by now? i know exactly what day and even around what time of the day i'm going to get mine why didn't you plan your wedding according to when you get your period so you can bang your hubby? i say.. FHL, he's not getting any on his wedding night, poor guy :(
sydney9_fml 0
Stick with a pad. my friend. I don't want to stuff some foreign object up my bahooky.
artykat 0
YDI for not using a tampon. And @243, good luck with sex.
indian_goddess 0
planning around it is no use. stress induces an earlier start.
Bunbu 8
gross. wear a tampon.
hellinahandbag 0
Make sure you take plenty of tylenol or midol!
liivetruth 0
Okay seriously? Has no one even thought about the idea that nice churches and receptions aren't available every day???? You have to go with what ever date it available unless your planning like 2 years ahead for a certain date.
omgineedtopee 0
one word for you. tampon.
xosayitright4791 0
ooohhh wow wadda coincidense my friends toni and matt are getting married today!! welllll best of luck and try a tampon?? those help?? lol
juggyjones 0
you'll bleed while you're on the pill if you **** up your routine. so, don't **** up your routine. if you're still bleeding, then get on a different kind.