Today, in French class we had to write love letters as an exercise. Since my boyfriend recently broke up with me by text message, I ended up writing a 20-sentence love letter in French to my cat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I received the sweetest love letter from my boyfriend after having a bad day. After gushing about it and reading it to my friends, they said it reminded them of a letter that they'd seen online. He got it from a fill-in-the-blank love letter generator. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, I had an art class with my girlfriend. The teacher assigned "anti-cards", or cards for unusual or bad occasions. My girlfriend decided to make a "break-up" card, and I helped her write the poem inside it. After class, she gave it to me. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
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Jiplo 18
The cats need love, too!
fsomelife 26
Pfft, the cat deserves it way more.
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Jiplo 18
The cats need love, too!
michaelaranda 28
Thats what it starts with. Then OP becomes a crazy cat lady.
Gingerette 8
Thou shalt love thy cat as thyself. chapter 5, verse 47 of the book of Feline World Order.
confusedAsFuck 34
Now French kiss that pussy..
\ 28
Only cowards break up via text message, and OP dodged a bullet. **** him.
TheTacoMan 24
They're The Ones Who Won't Desert You, Unless For Treats. Cats Like Treats.
Jiplo 18
And Also For When You Capitalize Every Word.
bunhop74 16
Dat love doe.
MrSassypants 34
"Doe! A deer! A female deer!"
ksks1234 33
Aww, having a cold sucks.
Beepbeep7 14
Damn you! Now I have that stuck in my head lol.
CookieLovesBoo 16
You guys and your stupid spell check, fuxking grammar nazi -.- ( by the way I meant to spell the F word like that)
fsomelife 26
Pfft, the cat deserves it way more.
agzz21 6
#3 we don't quite know or have an idea why they broke up. For all we know, OP could have done something that caused OP's boyfriend to break up with her. Although a text break up is just sad.
helpfulwhale 12
Your feline friend is clearly more deserving of a love poem than any boy who would dump you like that! Cheer up, OP. things will get better :)
Jiplo 18
Agreed. One of the reasons for dating is to find out whether or not a particular person has any qualities that are too much for you to deal with, since we all know that everyone has at least one flaw. Think of it positively, OP; with each relationship you narrow down your own specifications for a suitable partner! Many fish live in the sea, and the sea is all around you. Look at this as an opportunity to go out there and find the better fish! Remember that the best fish aren't always easy to catch and definitely aren't as common, and you almost never catch them with your first cast. Good luck with your French class and your search for a new and better boyfriend!
jasmine2301 25
^ Too long, did not read.
JaegerMayCry 13
Think of it this way OP. your cat will never break up with you or leave you......... as long as you make sure to pet his belly, feed him only tuna, and praise him as the sole ruler of the household. I did it a long time ago and now my cat finally allows me to exit the house.......as long as I bring catnip.
annie_nk 23
We don't blame you for loving pussy after a text message break up.
Enslaved 38
"Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir Voulez vous coucher avec moi" Wee-wee Purrrrrr
queerdragon 20
"Would you sleep with me tonight Would you sleep with me "
annie_nk 23
Good ol Moulin Rouge lol.
inkdeath87 18
Gotta love da cat.
jasmine2301 25
the*
hollyanne27 9
..."gotta" should be have to as well...
breakinlegs 19
well being as your still in high school I'm sure you will be fine, better to love your cat now and not get knocked up by some loser.
TogeBara 12
There are classes that teach French outsides of school and in colleges, your point is mute.
cryptic26 12
I believe the correct word you are looking for is "moot"
TogeBara 12
People tell me this all the time and I know how moot is spelled. I use MUTE because stupidity needs to be silent as in muted. This is the response I give to everyone that corrects me.
PandaBearXOXO 9
aww thats sad :/ dont worry there are alot of fish in the sea!! forget bout him. He jus didnt have the balls to tell you in person.
hcollins1 18
Why do people that 'type lyke dis think its soooo kewl?' Last time I've typed like that, I was in the 6th grade. Then I realized how stupid it looked.
vipirius 18
liek dis if u kry evertim
PandaSmile 24
At least you're cat won't break up with you via text. You should have written a hate letter instead. Much more fun :)
isallwaysme 27
you are cat? what?
PandaSmile 24
I ******* hate my phone. Your*
hienzburgess 9
yes blame the phone ^
Enslaved 38
That's only because cats don't have opposable thumbs to text you. He still might leave you if your neighbour serves a better fancy feast! :P
zed34 18
Your pets love you unconditionally
perdix 31
#10, not really, it's pretty much conditional on you feeding them. Try skipping their food for a few days and they'll pretty much hate you.