FML : Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this...

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Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By MJjunior - / Wednesday 31 August 2011 16:04 / Australia

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By SwaggerMelon | 6

#3213887 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 10:10

Did you give it back?

By Snapple95 | 10

#3213889 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 10:10

Poor kid .

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By firelight619 | 0

#3213882 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 10:09

Wow 0.o

Keyman1212 | 14

#3213928 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 10:13

Oh shit... Wonder if Micheal Jackson's kids would play that game... In your defense however, you didn't know.

LiveLaughFML | 10

#3214024 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 10:22

the golden rule: keep your hands to yourself! this wouldn't have happened if you did, creeper. lol :(

LuHGiiiT | 11

#3214049 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 10:25

...But everyone nose about Johnny's birth abnormality..?

iTrevor | 5

#3214051 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 10:25

That stinks..

UMad_Bro | 3

#3214247 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 10:59

35 Haha I see what you did there.

AnwarK95 | 1

#3214745 - Thursday 1 September 2011 12:48

Did anyone realize the username of OP? hahaha good one

Friaza | 28

#3214785 - Thursday 1 September 2011 01:06

-31 Not everybody is a rapist.

poostool | 5

#3215198 - Thursday 1 September 2011 07:05

Kid deserved it for losing his nose.

Merylwen | 24

#3215913 - Thursday 1 September 2011 12:10

That poor child is going to have a horrible life... Other kids will make fun of him at school, and I bet that won't even stop when he's an adult.

Light_Star | 4

#3216264 - Thursday 1 September 2011 05:32

That was a bit...NOSY!

ducttapewallet | 7

#3217352 - Thursday 1 September 2011 09:05

Ever read the book Thinner by Stephen King? That gypsy had no nose. Just sayin'.

emeraldchicky | 0

#3220918 - Friday 2 September 2011 06:09

HAHAHA! No.

Klums02 | 0

#3220932 - Friday 2 September 2011 06:10

That is a one in a million chance right there...

Hearon20 | 0

#3226424 - Saturday 3 September 2011 06:26

Oh nose! That would suck.

JustOhSoLovely | 6

#3228460 - Saturday 3 September 2011 04:55

0.o what are the chances of that happening...

JustOhSoLovely | 6

#3228463 - Saturday 3 September 2011 04:55

0.o what are the chances of that happening...

upyourzlolz | 11

#3244408 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 04:57

Why is voldemort at a daycare?

By SwaggerMelon | 6

#3213887 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 10:10

Did you give it back?

supertacowaffle | 40

#3231660 - Sunday 4 September 2011 03:45

STAND BACK HE'S GOT A NOSE!

colby6666 | 42

#5909588 - Wednesday 9 April 2014 09:09

Ah, asdf movie references

By Snapple95 | 10

#3213889 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 10:10

Poor kid .

WCARlover | 34

#3214201 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 10:48

Yeah, the kid must have been mortified!

sxe_beast | 11

#3214542 - Thursday 1 September 2011 12:04

Dude, the OP must be mortified! Holy fuck! I would literally shit myself if that happened! OMFG. Or faint... O.O

pinkbabypuff1 | 0

#4976454 - Thursday 27 September 2012 02:42

OP must feel so bad! Poor kid:(

By liquidSELECT | 0

#3213894 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 10:10

Wow.......i dont have anything clever to say just....WOW o.O

FlurffyPupQueen | 7

#3220518 - Friday 2 September 2011 04:56

Oh the irony

By ifailplzinsultme | 0

#3213897 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 10:10

That's when you're supposed to throw it and say "fetch"

LedZeppelin1109 | 0

#3215414 - Thursday 1 September 2011 08:32

Oh cut the sentimental bullshit people, this comment is funny and you know it.

deaper | 13

#3216400 - Thursday 1 September 2011 05:58

Hell yeah it's funny as shit!

oneleggedbeauty | 0

#3216504 - Thursday 1 September 2011 06:22

You sir are a dick

ifailplzinsultme | 0

#3217725 - Thursday 1 September 2011 10:33

I know I'm horrible person.... and I could see "onelegged" in your username. I hit a touchy area?

ifailplzinsultme | 0

#3220395 - Friday 2 September 2011 04:31

Add an a between I'm and horrible. Oops

GwarKitty | 5

#3220539 - Friday 2 September 2011 05:01

5. Boom this comment is awesome.

fl0ffy | 0

#3220797 - Friday 2 September 2011 05:49

134-do u really have one leg??and I agree with u

reptileguy1296 | 0

#3221428 - Friday 2 September 2011 08:28

People who thumbed this down, humor is sometimes cynical. That doesn't mean they meant the joke seriously.

BbqKirbyAnn | 0

#3221991 - Friday 2 September 2011 10:05

Rofl thats the funniest thing I've read all day. Pat yourself on the back for that snappy comment

SadinSherman | 16

#3222793 - Friday 2 September 2011 02:35

177-It goes to far though

ifailplzinsultme | 0

#3224400 - Friday 2 September 2011 10:17

Haha I know I went too far. Oh well if I offended you I'm sorry

ChineseCookie | 0

#3730020 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 01:30

This is funny shit give me dislikes not him

childproofpizza | 19

#7451232 - Monday 8 May 2017 06:48

I guess she doesn't have a leg to stand on

By Melissa92_fml | 13

#3213903 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 10:11

The day care centre didn't warn you in advance? Then I guess it's a 'fyl' moment because you couldn't have known.

By redtigerlily | 5

#3213911 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 10:12

Well it must be a pretty convincing prosthetic. Lucky kid.

aruam365 | 24

#3215307 - Thursday 1 September 2011 08:20

They can make really realistic prosthetics these days but, op there really is no way to recover from that...

XxHoPPoxX | 8

#3222507 - Friday 2 September 2011 01:08

whats lucky bout bein noseless besides being able to greet ladies with the swift removal of your nose

ThreeSheetsGone | 12

#3223513 - Friday 2 September 2011 05:35

It could be a really cool party trick when the kid gets older.

By iTrevor | 5

#3213915 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 10:12

Michael Jackson's son?

tromboneboy | 2

#3220523 - Friday 2 September 2011 04:57

Thad horrible but hillarious I'm an awful person

JustTemporary | 24

#3221142 - Friday 2 September 2011 06:57

haha that's funny.

AnthonyN | 5

#3223022 - Friday 2 September 2011 03:50

lmfao

EffYourLifeBench | 0

#3415916 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 02:48

Lmaoo I KNEW somebody was gonna say that... I just didn't wAnna be the one to d do it....RIP MJ

RandomAndCrazy | 11

#5942348 - Monday 12 May 2014 01:04

What about voldermart..

By bubblepaarty | 5

#3213923 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 10:13

isn't this why teachers working at daycare centers saying "keep your hands to yourselves" ? /: tsk, tsk, tsk; you kinda deserved it . poor kid .

ifailplzinsultme | 0

#3214072 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 10:29

How did he deserve it? He didn't know.

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#3214440 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 11:48

Because every stupid person expect people to know everything about everyone! That's why he thinks OP deserved it.

Pendragon525 | 0

#3215006 - Thursday 1 September 2011 04:11

This guy works with these children at a day care center. You'd better believe he needs to know about the special needs kids in his care, and he needs to know BEFORE he begins to work with them! It could be disasterous otherwise.