Today, I had to go to the hospital because I broke my leg in a sex accident. The doctor is my boyfriend's mom. I had to explain everything to her. FML
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BurnInDemonFire
| 28
No you didn't. Doctors don't think "I fell over, and landed awkwardly on my leg" is an obviously fake excuse when you break your leg. There was no reason for you to tell her you and her son were trying to follow along to the Kama Sutra, when you fell off the bed, and broke your leg.
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fjvitt
| 12
It would be even more awkward if your boyfriend wasn’t there when the sex accident occurred.
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BurnInDemonFire
| 28
No you didn't. Doctors don't think "I fell over, and landed awkwardly on my leg" is an obviously fake excuse when you break your leg. There was no reason for you to tell her you and her son were trying to follow along to the Kama Sutra, when you fell off the bed, and broke your leg.
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ARISKomuniszt
| 24
Don't lie to doctors. Dignity aside, it's important they get all the information that may be necessary to treat something.
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bigdaddyeric
| 30
Don’t lie to your Dr.!!
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RichardPencil
| 27
Did she say, “Better your leg than his penis, am I right? I wanna be a grandma someday!”
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fjvitt
| 12
It would be even more awkward if your boyfriend wasn’t there when the sex accident occurred.
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chosha_fml
| 25
Make something up, for goodness sakes. She didn’t need to know.
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Abbusser
| 9
Just say "so much for number 38" and leave it at that...
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sunnyray812
| 42
And now you're added to her shit list.
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whiskey'swino
| 15
Man, what kinda Cirque du Soleil sex are you having???!!
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acmariner99
| 23
Go on, what did you do? Inquiring minds want to know
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Cz22mv
| 14
You could just ask for a different Dr.
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distortedcognition
| 16
How the hell...?