FML : Today, I had to go to the hospital because I broke my leg in a sex accident. The doctor is my boyfriend's mom. I had to explain everything to her. FML

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Today, I had to go to the hospital because I broke my leg in a sex accident. The doctor is my boyfriend's mom. I had to explain everything to her. FML

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By slaya - / Sunday 21 October 2018 13:30 / Bosnia and Herzegovina - Visoko

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By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7704847 - Saturday 6 October 2018 23:01

No you didn't. Doctors don't think "I fell over, and landed awkwardly on my leg" is an obviously fake excuse when you break your leg. There was no reason for you to tell her you and her son were trying to follow along to the Kama Sutra, when you fell off the bed, and broke your leg.

By fjvitt | 10

#7711899 - Sunday 21 October 2018 15:35

It would be even more awkward if your boyfriend wasn’t there when the sex accident occurred.

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By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7704847 - Saturday 6 October 2018 23:01

No you didn't. Doctors don't think "I fell over, and landed awkwardly on my leg" is an obviously fake excuse when you break your leg. There was no reason for you to tell her you and her son were trying to follow along to the Kama Sutra, when you fell off the bed, and broke your leg.

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ARISKomuniszt | 23

#7712096 - Sunday 21 October 2018 23:42

Don't lie to doctors. Dignity aside, it's important they get all the information that may be necessary to treat something.

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bigdaddyeric | 29

#7712203 - Monday 22 October 2018 7:42

Don’t lie to your Dr.!!

By RichardPencil | 26

#7711885 - Sunday 21 October 2018 14:05

Did she say, “Better your leg than his penis, am I right? I wanna be a grandma someday!”

By fjvitt | 10

#7711899 - Sunday 21 October 2018 15:35

It would be even more awkward if your boyfriend wasn’t there when the sex accident occurred.

By chosha_fml | 25

#7711908 - Sunday 21 October 2018 16:20

Make something up, for goodness sakes. She didn’t need to know.

By Abbusser | 8

#7711955 - Sunday 21 October 2018 17:56

Just say "so much for number 38" and leave it at that...

By sunnyray812 | 42

#7712041 - Sunday 21 October 2018 21:05

And now you're added to her shit list.

By whiskey'swino | 11

#7712067 - Sunday 21 October 2018 22:22

Man, what kinda Cirque du Soleil sex are you having???!!

By acmariner99 | 21

#7712085 - Sunday 21 October 2018 23:13

Go on, what did you do? Inquiring minds want to know

By Cz22mv | 13

#7712144 - Monday 22 October 2018 4:01

You could just ask for a different Dr.

By distortedcognition | 14

#7712150 - Monday 22 October 2018 4:37

How the hell...?

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