Today, I spent thirty minutes in the shower trying to remove "Pierre", a face complete with moustache that my girlfriend drew in sharpie on the tip of my cock. FML
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aruam365
| 24
why the hell would you let anyone near your penis with a sharpie??
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gojira666
| 7
So what...itll cum off eventually
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suckmineplz
| 0
first. and that's hilarious
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Keyman1212
| 14
You're a jackass.
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tona01
| 16
Let's thread jack and say i find OP's name hilarious
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aruam365
| 24
why the hell would you let anyone near your penis with a sharpie??
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tona01
| 16
Roll playing maybe, a weird fetish where OP's girlfriend likes to lick faces?
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LiveLaughFML
| 10
this reminds me of those commercials where someone's at a party, they fall asleep and the people at the party take advantage of them by drawing on their faces and stuff, lol! 8D
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CH1CKEN_FL1PPEN
| 4
He could have been sleeping when she did it.
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glitterpoop
| 0
I think it sounded like a good idea at the time.
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gojira666
| 7
So what...itll cum off eventually
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Keyman1212
| 14
This sounds suspiciously like that one scene from Dinner for Shmucks.
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glitterpoop
| 0
65- Was that a pun? If it was, good job.
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flockz
| 19
ya it will definetly cum off after he rubs it for 30 minutes. i bet he's ready to explode!!
you know cuz he's angry...
you know cuz he's angry...
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FUUUandyourmom
| 16
I see what you fucking did there.
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ohcanaduh
| 0
cum joke ruined^
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FUUUandyourmom
| 16
I was referring to 70's picture..
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italianbby
| 11
Haha OP's name.. :)
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McGherkin
| 0
If you wanted a circumcision you might let someone with a sharpie near your cock.
I don't see why anyone would want to draw a face on a cock though :/
I don't see why anyone would want to draw a face on a cock though :/
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silvercamaro
| 22
60- or they were wasted
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weewee1
| 0
Geez why are you freaking out it's not like anyones gonna see it
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Flockz's comment was actually fair...
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False_Stupidity
| 41
Only the OP's girlfriend and him will see this though, At least he wasn't duct taped to the ceiling and painted like a clown :)
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coderedz
| 0
Just have her suck it off ;-)
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radicaljerk
| 0
Hey:D
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burninnapalm
| 5
Oui oui! Pee Pee!
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saritaojeda
| 0
Lame
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WeemanIsBack
| 3
Now it's time to turn her tongue and lips black!
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Christianrules
| 1
Because he is a guy
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cacheson
| 41
Baby oil will do the trick.
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Awahso
| 25
Fancy.
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takanuva0123
| 0
That's classy!
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tsim_fml
| 0
You can just masturbate with soap... works perfectly well
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tsim_fml
| 0
You can just masturbate with soap... works perfectly well
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fmlsaves
| 0
Not a major loss assuming she lets pierre visit her throat.
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NeatNit
| 32
The incorrect English in this OP is REALLY bugging me.
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Nikkitaria
| 9
A face is never complete without a moustache!
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PolarBoy
| 9
I feel so incomplete T_T Daaamn you, sucky hair growth!
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BellaBelle_fml
| 23
Freddie Mercury's moustache=EPIC!
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Dr_Jalepenos
| 0
Just apply soap and masturbate really really fast!
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CaptainPickles72
| 18
Not to fast though! Pierre throws up on fast rides. D:
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43trauts
| 14
^ I see what you did there
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FarSide
| 22
@4: That explains your fugly girlfriend.
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morgan69_fml
| 0
Oooh lala.
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NoahStaz
| 3
I find it... Kinky?
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frankq555
| 3
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Iknoweverything
| 29
Can we try that again in English please?
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jizzwold
| 21
I second that.
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glitterpoop
| 0
I think I can translate that...
Your dick is so big that your girlfriend can put a face on it.
Your dick is so big that your girlfriend can put a face on it.
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docscientist
| 9
People can draw faces on pinkies, so I don't know wtf 6 is talking about.
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xDMACx12
| 7
So your face is big for the fact that she can put a dick on it?
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rebekahah
| 7
Dude, they make fine tip sharpies. :P
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bizarre_ftw
| 21
104 - more like in......
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legendboy
| 0
Hahahahahahhaha nice one
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InvaderAmi
| 4
The fuck did I just try to comprehend?
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tjamurphy
| 5
She could have been much more imaginative than drawing a french man, count yourself lucky!
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FarSide
| 22
With your hairy pubes, it already looked like a terrorist.
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PolarBoy
| 9
You're girlfriend, my dear sir, is awesome!
Or should I say: Ta copine, mon cher monsieur, est impressionnant!
Or should I say: Ta copine, mon cher monsieur, est impressionnant!
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crabbyabby718
| 0
Tu n'est pas intelligent.
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PolarBoy
| 9
Je ne suis pas français.
Google Translate est mon ami!;D
Google Translate est mon ami!;D
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jizzwold
| 21
Translation: your companion/significant other, something about dear man, is impressive.
The other guy then said you were intelligent.
I'm so smart at French I think.
The other guy then said you were intelligent.
I'm so smart at French I think.
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PolarBoy
| 9
Actually, I said "Your companion, my (mon) dear (cher) sir (monsieur),[...]"
But I did make a mistake when I translated #14's comment :)
I beg you pardoooon ;D
But I did make a mistake when I translated #14's comment :)
I beg you pardoooon ;D
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TheLastChild
| 8
Ta copine, mon cher monsieur, est géniale. Would be the correct format, I believe :) so you almost had it!
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DonovanRiddick
| 6
Copine is friend, wouldnt you say it differently..?
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TheLastChild
| 8
Actually "petite copine" would indicate a significant other. So yes.
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PolarBoy
| 9
Why thank you, dear sir! Another learning moment, right here! Delightful^^
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Sgt_Minty
| 0
Je ne sais pas parle e comprehend la Francais...Canadian French :)
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hockeydominatorc
| 0
Oui
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airforce987
| 20
Yo hablo español....
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airforce987
| 20
und deutsch...
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Lepetitpouce
| 0
We used to say "petite copine" but now "copine" works as well. We say "amie" for friend.
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abewho21
| 3
Umm what lol yo no se lo que están hablando =( pero me sale chistoso gracias por haciendo me reír un poco =)
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SoBeRoNeR
| 0
ajdjr skcurneu kahxhebdi!translate that frenchies;)
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MerrikBarbarian
| 9
copine is formal French is it not? Amie is conversational. and auto correct really hates typing in French it seems...
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theninjkaymarie
| 0
No he said she isn't intelligent. The n' and pas make it negative.
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Achan_fml
| 5
28 fails XD nice try though
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tona01
| 16
110 yo tambien ich spreche deutsch und spanisch auch!!
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minichamp116
| 8
what if she got ink in the piss hole????? how awesome would that be?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!
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vbmg152
| 18
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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yamatelle
| 19
Imagine if the alcohol gets in his penis hole...Oh dear God!!! I'm a woman and I can still feel that. Let me just say that this is not the best idea...
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uffiewuffie
| 0
A penis is not a hand
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Legendslayer222
| 26
Alcohol probably got him into this situation in the first place. :p
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kylebeast11
| 0
Ur a fucking idiot alcohol?On ur penis?Wow u r a dumb ass that wud burn like hell
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Sirin_fml
| 46
.
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allia118
| 11
Oui
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yamatelle
| 19
96- DAMN! Is that how you talk to your elders? If you disagree, just say it. You don't necessarily have to insult her. She is 49 and you're 16...
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HomeAl0ne
| 20
#24 - I feel that there should be an FML out there with your nick on it....
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tona01
| 16
86 but a hand is a lonely penis's best friend
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iAmScrubs
| 19
Pierre will have his revenge tomorrow night. Your weapon will be used against you.
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hailphire130
| 0
Lmao This reminds me of the Robot Chicken episode where this guy got a penis transplant from a serial killer and his dick started trying to kill people.