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  LiveLaughFML  |  10

this reminds me of those commercials where someone's at a party, they fall asleep and the people at the party take advantage of them by drawing on their faces and stuff, lol! 8D

  McGherkin  |  0

If you wanted a circumcision you might let someone with a sharpie near your cock.

I don't see why anyone would want to draw a face on a cock though :/

  jizzwold  |  21

Translation: your companion/significant other, something about dear man, is impressive.

The other guy then said you were intelligent.
I'm so smart at French I think.

  PolarBoy  |  9

Actually, I said "Your companion, my (mon) dear (cher) sir (monsieur),[...]"
But I did make a mistake when I translated #14's comment :)
I beg you pardoooon ;D

  yamatelle  |  19

Imagine if the alcohol gets in his penis hole...Oh dear God!!! I'm a woman and I can still feel that. Let me just say that this is not the best idea...

  yamatelle  |  19

96- DAMN! Is that how you talk to your elders? If you disagree, just say it. You don't necessarily have to insult her. She is 49 and you're 16...