Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML
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Today, it was the first day of my job at a kindergarten. A boy fell over in the playground, so I ran over to see if he was OK. He got up and had a huge red mark on the side of his face. Shocked, I yelled "Oh my god, your face!" Turns out it's a very large port-wine birthmark and now he won't stop crying. FML
Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML
Today, I was babysitting for a new family. The youngest said, "Wow! You have huge nostrils!" She noticed my offended look and pushed her nose up like a pig's, saying, "It’s okay! Now I do too!" FML
Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML
Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML
Today, I was working at a daycare. There was a 6-year-old boy pretending to be my doctor, holding a little, plastic thermometer. He then, without warning, quickly shoved it deep into my ear. The last thing I heard was his giggle. I think I'm deaf. FML
Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML
Today, and for the last year, I have a disfiguring scar on my nose that I’m very self conscious about. My 4 year-old niece recently noticed it. Now every time she sees me she leans in real close and says, “What’s wrong with your face?” FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
Today, at work at daycare, this kid was coughing really bad, so I put my hand in front of his mouth in case he was choking on something so he could spit it out. But nope he wasn't choking, he was sick. He puked right into my hands. FML
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SwaggerMelon 6
Did you give it back?
Snapple95 10
Poor kid .
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Comments (227)
LedZeppelin1109 0
At least it wasn't his penis
trollsemen 8
So som people play "Got your penis"? Never heard of it.
trollsemen 8
So som people play "Got your penis"? Never heard of it.
LedZeppelin1109 0
No, but it would be funny though.
LuHGiiiT 11
13 - Did you by chance lose the penis game when you were little?
LedZeppelin1109 0
Maybe :,(
oops_im_fucked 8
Because it's normal to grab penises these days....
chelseaaababyyy 17
18 - hookers ? (:
ifailplzinsultme 0
I played got your penis with the old man in the big white van
LedZeppelin1109 0
That when you throw the penis and say, "fetch"
XxHoPPoxX 8
they had free candy written crudely on the side
jessesgirl14 16
:O Poor kid!! You probably made him cry
trollsemen 8
No. He's obviously voldemort's son.
ahiddengoddess 9
What are the odds
Brandi_Faith 34
Seriously eh?! I mean honestly, what are the chances of that actually happening? It's to the point where my first instinct was to say that it didn't really happen, but then again, who would come up with a story like that?! It's really really funny actually, to be honest.
kablooey_01 3
I agree, they must have done a good job on the nose :o I feel bad for the kid though, but he's only a toddler, he'll forget most likely
youngbuck10 9
Those other kids probably think you are the best magician ever.
biglittlehead 12
"who wants to see a magic trick?" -kid runs and hides in the corner.
youngbuck10 9
Yeah, that's what I'm saying! If I saw that as a kid, I don't know if it would have scared or amazed me lol.
Mikemfm88 6
Thats the greatest thing i have ever heard EVER.
Daralea 21
:| Well you're not supposed to yank!
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
You too.
Buttsexpirate 9
Don't freak out! Don't make the kid feel anymore awkward than he probably already does. Hand it back like nothing is wrong.
citymayer 7
Nice try.