Oh, that's awkward...

You let the pressure of posting first get to you didn't you.

Is your boyfriend possibly chris brown?

Nonono with chris it was an accident bro

Shit.

At least your parents didn't walk in on him breaking your hymen and/or your asshole.

Insightful comment #2

That's so gross #52

72 I don't get it. It's a dirt Road. what's so disgusting about that?

Da assssssss

85-When the "red river's flowing" do it in the ass

72 your face is gross

99- That's a little rude. She's pretty.

That was probably an interesting introduction...

" I think he broked my nose"

I don't understand why you're getting thumbed down, this is an awesome reference!

Dang I was watching that movie the other day!

"It looks more distinguished, kinda like a young Michael Jackson". "I like little Mikey"

Maybe he was just nervous to meet them.

yes, because when I'm nervous, I make sure to break people's noses.

My

Maybe she stepped out of line and needed to be reminded where she needs to stay xD

"Psshh. Breaking the ice?? I break noses."

What a SMASHING time....

Buzz Killington

I bet your parents are glad it was your nose and not your hymen.

Did he break it before meeting them or did they see it?

Did you accidentally kick him in the nuts?

I don't think that would have made the situation any better...

10 - Two rings don't make a right.

Hmmm.

Ah, but two rings don't make a wrong, either. Unless blahblahblahMARRIAGEJOKE.

#10 - Very carefully.

How did your boyfriend accidentally broke your nose in the first place??!

OP could have invited her boyfriend to a barbecue and they picked up a football and started playing. Ouch!

Sex.

*break

31- I feel like your username should be the adjective for your comment.