By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 15:34 - United States - Bellaire

Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
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Donat96 20

I bet your parents are glad it was your nose and not your hymen.

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wlddog 14

You let the pressure of posting first get to you didn't you.

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chilearmy123 4

Nonono with chris it was an accident bro

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comedybreak 20

At least your parents didn't walk in on him breaking your hymen and/or your asshole.

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Michele2luv 8

That's so gross #52

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p3mguin 7

72 I don't get it. It's a dirt Road. what's so disgusting about that?

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xXUND3ADcityXx 0

85-When the "red river's flowing" do it in the ass

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arielzbkny 0

72 your face is gross

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beelee1988 13

99- That's a little rude. She's pretty.

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asselhoff 5

That was probably an interesting introduction...

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SauceySarah 30

I don't understand why you're getting thumbed down, this is an awesome reference!

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bibbster18 11

Dang I was watching that movie the other day!

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thisisafunnyname 12

"It looks more distinguished, kinda like a young Michael Jackson". "I like little Mikey"

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CockAsian 14

Maybe he was just nervous to meet them.

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flux_panic 18

yes, because when I'm nervous, I make sure to break people's noses.

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truth_spitta 0

Maybe she stepped out of line and needed to be reminded where she needs to stay xD

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KiddNYC1O 20

"Psshh. Breaking the ice?? I break noses."

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Donat96 20

I bet your parents are glad it was your nose and not your hymen.

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pinkpixie06 11

Did he break it before meeting them or did they see it?

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wlddog 14

Did you accidentally kick him in the nuts?

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Spicemelon 5

I don't think that would have made the situation any better...

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reddudeover 2

10 - Two rings don't make a right.

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syki 22

Ah, but two rings don't make a wrong, either. Unless blahblahblahMARRIAGEJOKE.

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MrLuvinmalife 6

How did your boyfriend accidentally broke your nose in the first place??!

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CaramelMacchiato 13

OP could have invited her boyfriend to a barbecue and they picked up a football and started playing. Ouch!

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nofearjenshere 12

31- I feel like your username should be the adjective for your comment.

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