Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
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Donat96
| 20
I bet your parents are glad it was your nose and not your hymen.
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Bblock
| 5
" I think he broked my nose"
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F0xyTurtle
| 8
Oh, that's awkward...
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wlddog
| 14
You let the pressure of posting first get to you didn't you.
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chilearmy123
| 4
Is your boyfriend possibly chris brown?
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chilearmy123
| 4
Nonono with chris it was an accident bro
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mwebb8416
| 4
Shit.
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comedybreak
| 20
At least your parents didn't walk in on him breaking your hymen and/or your asshole.
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biggestfan23
| 11
Insightful comment #2
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Michele2luv
| 8
That's so gross #52
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p3mguin
| 7
72 I don't get it. It's a dirt Road. what's so disgusting about that?
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jaceroids4
| 1
Da assssssss
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xXUND3ADcityXx
| 0
85-When the "red river's flowing" do it in the ass
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arielzbkny
| 0
72 your face is gross
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beelee1988
| 13
99- That's a little rude. She's pretty.
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asselhoff
| 5
That was probably an interesting introduction...
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Bblock
| 5
" I think he broked my nose"
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SauceySarah
| 30
I don't understand why you're getting thumbed down, this is an awesome reference!
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bibbster18
| 11
Dang I was watching that movie the other day!
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thisisafunnyname
| 12
"It looks more distinguished, kinda like a young Michael Jackson". "I like little Mikey"
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CockAsian
| 14
Maybe he was just nervous to meet them.
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flux_panic
| 18
yes, because when I'm nervous, I make sure to break people's noses.
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boofgall
| 16
My
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truth_spitta
| 0
Maybe she stepped out of line and needed to be reminded where she needs to stay xD
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
"Psshh. Breaking the ice?? I break noses."
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Inediblepeaches
| 15
What a SMASHING time....
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domking1315
| 20
Buzz Killington
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Donat96
| 20
I bet your parents are glad it was your nose and not your hymen.
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pinkpixie06
| 11
Did he break it before meeting them or did they see it?
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wlddog
| 14
Did you accidentally kick him in the nuts?
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Spicemelon
| 5
I don't think that would have made the situation any better...
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reddudeover
| 2
10 - Two rings don't make a right.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Hmmm.
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syki
| 22
Ah, but two rings don't make a wrong, either. Unless blahblahblahMARRIAGEJOKE.
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SkoomaKi
| 27
#10 - Very carefully.
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MrLuvinmalife
| 6
How did your boyfriend accidentally broke your nose in the first place??!
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CaramelMacchiato
| 13
OP could have invited her boyfriend to a barbecue and they picked up a football and started playing. Ouch!
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Rowdey
| 10
Sex.
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kirstyannemiller
| 4
*break
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nofearjenshere
| 12
31- I feel like your username should be the adjective for your comment.