By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 15:34 - United States - Bellaire

Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 354
You deserved it 2 409

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Donat96 20

I bet your parents are glad it was your nose and not your hymen.

" I think he broked my nose"

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Oh, that's awkward...

wlddog 14

You let the pressure of posting first get to you didn't you.

Is your boyfriend possibly chris brown?

Nonono with chris it was an accident bro

At least your parents didn't walk in on him breaking your hymen and/or your asshole.

Insightful comment #2

Michele2luv 8

That's so gross #52

p3mguin 7

72 I don't get it. It's a dirt Road. what's so disgusting about that?

85-When the "red river's flowing" do it in the ass

arielzbkny 0

72 your face is gross

beelee1988 13

99- That's a little rude. She's pretty.

That was probably an interesting introduction...

" I think he broked my nose"

SauceySarah 30

I don't understand why you're getting thumbed down, this is an awesome reference!

bibbster18 11

Dang I was watching that movie the other day!

"It looks more distinguished, kinda like a young Michael Jackson". "I like little Mikey"

CockAsian 14

Maybe he was just nervous to meet them.

flux_panic 18

yes, because when I'm nervous, I make sure to break people's noses.

Maybe she stepped out of line and needed to be reminded where she needs to stay xD

KiddNYC1O 20

"Psshh. Breaking the ice?? I break noses."

Inediblepeaches 15

What a SMASHING time....

Buzz Killington

Donat96 20

I bet your parents are glad it was your nose and not your hymen.

pinkpixie06 11

Did he break it before meeting them or did they see it?

wlddog 14

Did you accidentally kick him in the nuts?

I don't think that would have made the situation any better...

reddudeover 2

10 - Two rings don't make a right.

KiddNYC1O 20

Hmmm.

Ah, but two rings don't make a wrong, either. Unless blahblahblahMARRIAGEJOKE.

#10 - Very carefully.

How did your boyfriend accidentally broke your nose in the first place??!

CaramelMacchiato 13

OP could have invited her boyfriend to a barbecue and they picked up a football and started playing. Ouch!

nofearjenshere 12

31- I feel like your username should be the adjective for your comment.