Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML
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Today, it was the first day of my job at a kindergarten. A boy fell over in the playground, so I ran over to see if he was OK. He got up and had a huge red mark on the side of his face. Shocked, I yelled "Oh my god, your face!" Turns out it's a very large port-wine birthmark and now he won't stop crying. FML
Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML
Today, I was babysitting for a new family. The youngest said, "Wow! You have huge nostrils!" She noticed my offended look and pushed her nose up like a pig's, saying, "It’s okay! Now I do too!" FML
Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML
Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML
Today, I was working at a daycare. There was a 6-year-old boy pretending to be my doctor, holding a little, plastic thermometer. He then, without warning, quickly shoved it deep into my ear. The last thing I heard was his giggle. I think I'm deaf. FML
Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML
Today, and for the last year, I have a disfiguring scar on my nose that I’m very self conscious about. My 4 year-old niece recently noticed it. Now every time she sees me she leans in real close and says, “What’s wrong with your face?” FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
Today, at work at daycare, this kid was coughing really bad, so I put my hand in front of his mouth in case he was choking on something so he could spit it out. But nope he wasn't choking, he was sick. He puked right into my hands. FML
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SwaggerMelon 6
Did you give it back?
Snapple95 10
Poor kid .
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yamatelle 19
Don't lie, OP. You were doing jazz aerobics and accidentally punched him in the face. His nose fell off and you couldn't find a better excuse, so you came up with this.
buckeye08 10
I bet you felt like a horrible person.
CBlaze93 10
VOLDEMORT!!!!!
Spongegar123 19
Lol
mistersheezy 7
That's better than a hand full of snot
atomicbaboon 0
So, you'd rather pull off a toddler's nose and possibly traumatize him for life than get a handful of snot, which you'd probably be used to because you are working at a daycare/preskool? Odd priorities.
jdmarine83 0
Now you've got to worry about all the other kids trying to his nose. Nice job.
laideehawk 6
Ultimate fail. Not your fault, op. You'd think the kid's parents would have let you nose.
jmar411 12
Nice word play!
PotatoesEpic 1
OMG LOL. That's hilarious. But probably not for the person it happened to. XD
LedZeppelin1109 0
The children watching will now be forever terrified when someone threatens to get their nose. Great job op.
linzerz96 6
well... that must've been a shock..
mama8809 0
Oh my gosh I don't even know what to say it must have looked real as hell did he freak out?