Work: Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day...

By Smile No More - 13/05/2011 12:27

Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML

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You deserved it 5 973

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By Eric Forrest - 24/02/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML

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By whitedevil - 09/10/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML

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By JoLaFritte - 07/11/2008 10:10 - France

Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It was only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss was looking straight at me. FML

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You deserved it 50 437

By Anonymous - 28/03/2012 16:25 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML

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You deserved it 30 142

By Wraith - 06/11/2013 17:27 - Canada - Holland Landing

Today, because I'm tall enough to see over the cubicle walls at work, I witnessed my 50-year-old co-worker pulling his finger out of his nose and immediately popping it into his mouth. FML

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You deserved it 4 803

By tb351 - 28/05/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML

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You deserved it 8 466

By mortified - 30/10/2010 04:12 - Canada

Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML

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You deserved it 30 961

By embarassed - 14/01/2011 10:11 - United States

Today, I got off work and checked my makeup in the mirror once I got in my car. I had a huge piece of spinach on my front tooth that no one told me about. I work the front desk of an upscale hotel and have been greeting guests all day. FML

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You deserved it 5 367

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By anon - 16/11/2022 18:00

Today, I went back to work after a nasty sinus infection. While I was talking to my manager, I sniffled, and a huge ropy string of green snot popped out of my nose. My manager pointed and shrieked, "OH MY GOD! EWWWW!", getting the attention of everyone in the office. FML

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You deserved it 234

By Kamburgler - 02/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 389

You deserved it 5 725

Clarinetrox 19

Friday 13 May 2011 18:49

I guess picking your nose isn't always a bad thing

bethany_camille 0

Friday 13 May 2011 18:49

hey how do you make a tissue dance? put a little boogie in it!!! :D but that sucks!!!

Comments

deadpool91 0

Friday 13 May 2011 18:49

awesome I prevented someone from saying FIRST! thank you, thank you!

Clarinetrox 19

Friday 13 May 2011 18:49

I guess picking your nose isn't always a bad thing

jrgr 6

Friday 13 May 2011 18:54

in this case it isn't :P

dolphincheddar 10

Friday 13 May 2011 19:04

or wiping it with a paper towel? a bit more sanitary

sterlingarcher 1

Friday 13 May 2011 19:55

ahaha wow that's amazing lol

SunshineBoy21 0

Friday 13 May 2011 21:22

Pick it, blow it - do something. ps. job involves smiling all day? Wal-Mart greeter???

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 13 May 2011 21:45

36- No, the DMV. Oh wait...

ashseal 11

Friday 13 May 2011 22:06

maybe a secretary.? or a sales-person.? either way sorry that sucks :(

j_cat187 19

Friday 13 May 2011 22:32

suck and spit

PurpleRae420 0

Friday 13 May 2011 23:48

EWWhow bout wipe it with something that doesn't involve your hands OR YOUR TONGUE!!! Picking is NASTY but sucking it out of your nose and then spitting it is WAAAYY MORE UNSANITARY *barfs*

princessRiRi97 0

Friday 13 May 2011 23:59

strippers smile all day while guys make it rain on her

deafeningsilence 8

Saturday 14 May 2011 3:29

57, you would know.

ashseal 11

Saturday 14 May 2011 4:22

^^^hahaha

monkeebalz 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 4:51

snot his fault

staceysgenesis16 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 4:58

well picking your nose is still gross. and if you have a job that involves looking decent and greeting people OP, then you should have checked your nose before you started work.

TookaWooka666 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 7:47

Also OP couldn't feel it? I cab always feel something like that then I just go to the bathroom or blow my nose.

FuniiBunii 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 8:58

Yo OP what do you expect! The poor booger was bored so he decided to say hi 2 your clients , leave the booger alone!

Rachelxfmlx 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 15:09

i see what you did there, 10 internets for you. x :)

Clarinetrox 19

Sunday 21 October 2012 22:21

#66 punny...

Hotlanta 5

Friday 13 May 2011 18:49

that sucks no one told you about your booger all day. you think someone would have hinted towards it

flighted 1

Friday 13 May 2011 20:30

I hate when stuff like that happens. I walked around all day when I was in HS with a sticker visible on my jeans that said "Cheeky Hipster" ("cheeky" boy shorts from Victorias secret lol) I only noticed when I saw my algebra teacher staring at my leg and when I was walking home from the bus stop I saw it hahaah sucked.

ykthechild 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:05

oh they diid

bethany_camille 0

Friday 13 May 2011 18:49

hey how do you make a tissue dance? put a little boogie in it!!! :D but that sucks!!!

missy_lynn012 0

Friday 13 May 2011 18:51

lol

jbo116 0

Friday 13 May 2011 19:47

Lol. I laughed. I almost never laugh at comments on here.

wakeNmakePIZZA 0

Friday 13 May 2011 22:40

that was so bad it was funny

josh5634 0

Friday 13 May 2011 23:15

#52 You just ruined a pu well though

josh5634 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 6:03

******* phone... #52 you just ruined a perfectly well thought up phone.

bethany_camille 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:10

phone? did you mean pun? ha ha it's okay 52, I forgive you. (:

Casuality 6

Friday 13 May 2011 18:55

It can happen to anyone, I guess strangers didn't want to put themselves in an uncomfortable position and were hoping someone else would tell you...Which obviously sucks. But if your friends didn't say anything I think it's time to find new ones.

VinegarStrokes 0

Friday 13 May 2011 19:25

Seriously dude? Find new friends just because they didn't tell you about some shit hanging out of your nose?? Good call...

JenL_fml 7

Friday 13 May 2011 19:42

I wonder how many friend you have left, #7, if you would advise someone to find no friends over a simple casualty. >.>

JenL_fml 7

Saturday 14 May 2011 6:15

new* omg, epic freakin fail. -.-

Casuality 6

Saturday 14 May 2011 12:28

Yeah, because I would expect my friends to look out for me. And save me the embarrassment. I know I wouldn't let my friend walk around with something that hangs out of their nose like nothing happened. It's even worse than TP on your shoes. o.o