By Smile No More - 13/05/2011 12:27

Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML
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Clarinetrox 19
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I guess picking your nose isn't always a bad thing

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bethany_camille 0
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hey how do you make a tissue dance? put a little boogie in it!!! :D but that sucks!!!

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deadpool91 0

awesome I prevented someone from saying FIRST! thank you, thank you!

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Clarinetrox 19
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I guess picking your nose isn't always a bad thing

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jrgr 6

in this case it isn't :P

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dolphincheddar 10
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or wiping it with a paper towel? a bit more sanitary

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sterlingarcher 1
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ahaha wow that's amazing lol

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SunshineBoy21 0

Pick it, blow it - do something. ps. job involves smiling all day? Wal-Mart greeter???

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KiddNYC1O 20

36- No, the DMV. Oh wait...

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ashseal 11
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maybe a secretary.? or a sales-person.? either way sorry that sucks :(

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PurpleRae420 0

EWWhow bout wipe it with something that doesn't involve your hands OR YOUR TONGUE!!! Picking is NASTY but sucking it out of your nose and then spitting it is WAAAYY MORE UNSANITARY *barfs*

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princessRiRi97 0
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strippers smile all day while guys make it rain on her

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deafeningsilence 8

57, you would know.

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monkeebalz 0

snot his fault

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staceysgenesis16 0

well picking your nose is still gross. and if you have a job that involves looking decent and greeting people OP, then you should have checked your nose before you started work.

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TookaWooka666 0
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Also OP couldn't feel it? I cab always feel something like that then I just go to the bathroom or blow my nose.

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FuniiBunii 0

Yo OP what do you expect! The poor booger was bored so he decided to say hi 2 your clients , leave the booger alone!

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Rachelxfmlx 0
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i see what you did there, 10 internets for you. x :)

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Hotlanta 5
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that sucks no one told you about your booger all day. you think someone would have hinted towards it

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flighted 1

I hate when stuff like that happens. I walked around all day when I was in HS with a sticker visible on my jeans that said "Cheeky Hipster" ("cheeky" boy shorts from Victorias secret lol) I only noticed when I saw my algebra teacher staring at my leg and when I was walking home from the bus stop I saw it hahaah sucked.

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bethany_camille 0
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hey how do you make a tissue dance? put a little boogie in it!!! :D but that sucks!!!

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missy_lynn012 0

lol

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jbo116 0
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Lol. I laughed. I almost never laugh at comments on here.

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wakeNmakePIZZA 0

that was so bad it was funny

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josh5634 0
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#52 You just ruined a pu well though

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josh5634 0
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fucking phone... #52 you just ruined a perfectly well thought up phone.

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bethany_camille 0
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phone? did you mean pun? ha ha it's okay 52, I forgive you. (:

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Casuality 6

It can happen to anyone, I guess strangers didn't want to put themselves in an uncomfortable position and were hoping someone else would tell you...Which obviously sucks. But if your friends didn't say anything I think it's time to find new ones.

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VinegarStrokes 0

Seriously dude? Find new friends just because they didn't tell you about some shit hanging out of your nose?? Good call...

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JenL_fml 7
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I wonder how many friend you have left, #7, if you would advise someone to find no friends over a simple casualty. >.>

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JenL_fml 7
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new* omg, epic freakin fail. -.-

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Casuality 6

Yeah, because I would expect my friends to look out for me. And save me the embarrassment. I know I wouldn't let my friend walk around with something that hangs out of their nose like nothing happened. It's even worse than TP on your shoes. o.o

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silver0jay 11
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hah! Snot rocket.

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instnt1nfction 17
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are you trying to make the duck face?

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HugoBosss_fml 0
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Oh well, i guess you're just a walmart greeter.

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Macleod1942 0

So, you're the bogey-woman XD

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princessRiRi97 0
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shut up go eat donkey balls!

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Macleod1942 0

eat the donkey's cock.

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Jayymz24 0

you live and you learn(: bring a pocket mirror with you to work so that won't happen again!

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staceysgenesis16 0

agreed! it always works :)

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plebeianFelix 5
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greet them with a medium-sized smile?

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