Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was the first day of my job at a kindergarten. A boy fell over in the playground, so I ran over to see if he was OK. He got up and had a huge red mark on the side of his face. Shocked, I yelled "Oh my god, your face!" Turns out it's a very large port-wine birthmark and now he won't stop crying. FML
Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML
Today, I was babysitting for a new family. The youngest said, "Wow! You have huge nostrils!" She noticed my offended look and pushed her nose up like a pig's, saying, "It’s okay! Now I do too!" FML
Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML
Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML
Today, I was working at a daycare. There was a 6-year-old boy pretending to be my doctor, holding a little, plastic thermometer. He then, without warning, quickly shoved it deep into my ear. The last thing I heard was his giggle. I think I'm deaf. FML
Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML
Today, and for the last year, I have a disfiguring scar on my nose that I’m very self conscious about. My 4 year-old niece recently noticed it. Now every time she sees me she leans in real close and says, “What’s wrong with your face?” FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
Today, at work at daycare, this kid was coughing really bad, so I put my hand in front of his mouth in case he was choking on something so he could spit it out. But nope he wasn't choking, he was sick. He puked right into my hands. FML
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SwaggerMelon 6
Did you give it back?
Snapple95 10
Poor kid .
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Comments (227)
HomeAl0ne 20
How did he smell?
compasseagle89 8
terrible
Lolzords 11
Same thing happened to Mr Jefferson in South Park XD
kristythepunk12 6
Voldemort..
sweetheartxoxo88 7
Kids don't like that even if their nose is perfect!
SlaveToRetail 10
Really? My boyfriend's niece giggles like hell and asks "Nose! Nose!!" when I stop doing it. And her nose is adorable. :)
dmeloccaro 5
Oh wow. Favorited. I really did lol. Sorry to be gaining so much pleasure from your misfortune. Well, I'm really not, that is what this website is about anyway. That had to be uber embarrassing though. Sorry for ya OP.
shay1813 0
Poor whittle guy :( I would always cry when people would do that to me ...
SheThing 0
That sucks! I feel for you man. Its not your fault if no one told you, but lol damn the irony is just...wow..
samanthayap 2
Oh gosh! You're horrible!
alexxluv562 0
That's Sad.
elisabeth1_fml 0
Not your fault cause you should have been given some sort of a hand over , I would think.