By frustrated - 30/10/2009 04:17 - Australia

By frustrated - 30/10/2009 04:17 - Australia
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And - if it helps - a sexy doctor.
Maybe not having sex turns you on? :o
maybe your sex drive is linked to your circadian rhythm lol
3 Not having morning wood just means you don't dream sexually throughout the night. They're not 'required' at all. Usually people don't get it when they're getting some. FYL for getting fucked?
Morning wood has nothing to do with sexual dreams. And, I'm pretty sure the dude couldn't get it up when he was trying to have sex, not morning wood.
yeah dumbass he said at night not morning, learn to read
Psst, 26, at least 4 used proper grammar. Moron.
38, there's nothing grammatically wrong with that sentence, only missing punctuation.
stop drinking. or maybe your not attracted to your hand anymore. I would draw a moustache on it and call it berry. that should get ya going.
either you are gay or married...
Get a job that requires you work the night shift. A job where a flaccid penis is preferred, if not required. Gigolo is NOT one such job. Then, during the day, cruise up and down the street blaring "Afternoon Delight" on your car stereo. Since it comes up every hour, do you call your penis "Old Faithful?" Do your erections occur at the bottom of the hour or the top, for example, one o' cock, two o' cock, etc?
Hehe! thats hilarious! haha now- military time or standard time?
They're the same, just one uses a 24 hour clock and one a 12 hour clock.
Guess you'll have to hit the strip clubs in the daytime. If you go at night, you'll end up pissing off the strippers.
WELL DAMN!!!!
hmm I get boners randomly too, but if I see a hot girl I get em also :)
well we regular people finished puberty awhile ago
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stop drinking. or maybe your not attracted to your hand anymore. I would draw a moustache on it and call it berry. that should get ya going.
Get a job that requires you work the night shift. A job where a flaccid penis is preferred, if not required. Gigolo is NOT one such job. Then, during the day, cruise up and down the street blaring "Afternoon Delight" on your car stereo. Since it comes up every hour, do you call your penis "Old Faithful?" Do your erections occur at the bottom of the hour or the top, for example, one o' cock, two o' cock, etc?