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stop drinking. or maybe your not attracted to your hand anymore. I would draw a moustache on it and call it berry. that should get ya going.

Get a job that requires you work the night shift. A job where a flaccid penis is preferred, if not required. Gigolo is NOT one such job. Then, during the day, cruise up and down the street blaring "Afternoon Delight" on your car stereo. Since it comes up every hour, do you call your penis "Old Faithful?" Do your erections occur at the bottom of the hour or the top, for example, one o' cock, two o' cock, etc?

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3 Not having morning wood just means you don't dream sexually throughout the night. They're not 'required' at all. Usually people don't get it when they're getting some. FYL for getting fucked?

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Morning wood has nothing to do with sexual dreams. And, I'm pretty sure the dude couldn't get it up when he was trying to have sex, not morning wood.

stop drinking. or maybe your not attracted to your hand anymore. I would draw a moustache on it and call it berry. that should get ya going.

Get a job that requires you work the night shift. A job where a flaccid penis is preferred, if not required. Gigolo is NOT one such job. Then, during the day, cruise up and down the street blaring "Afternoon Delight" on your car stereo. Since it comes up every hour, do you call your penis "Old Faithful?" Do your erections occur at the bottom of the hour or the top, for example, one o' cock, two o' cock, etc?

Guess you'll have to hit the strip clubs in the daytime. If you go at night, you'll end up pissing off the strippers.

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