Miscellaneous: Hole for life

Hole for life

By AAA - 11/02/2021 11:01

Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML

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Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML

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Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML

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Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML

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Crowned Sataness 12

Thursday 11 February 2021 14:45

so take it out and let it heal and do it over. it happens sometimes

Kraths 16

Thursday 11 February 2021 14:46

Depending on its location, it could be the way you tilt your head.

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Crowned Sataness 12

Thursday 11 February 2021 14:45

so take it out and let it heal and do it over. it happens sometimes

Kraths 16

Thursday 11 February 2021 14:46

Depending on its location, it could be the way you tilt your head.

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