Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML
Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
Today, I spent the first day of my senior year in the ER because my new ear piercing got so infected that the doctors had to cut the earring out. FML
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
Today, I found out that my stepsister loves sticking random household objects in her ear in an attempt to collect ear wax. I found out when I walked in on her trying to pick all the wax out of the bristles of my toothbrush. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, my 8 year-old sister tried vaping. My parents found out and planned on yelling at her, but nothing happened. She even got a reward for being curious. When I was 15 and got my first piercing (in the ear) I kinda got beat, and slept outside for the night. It makes me wonder what's going on sometimes… FML
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TheGewt 7
At least now you don't have to pay someone to do it now.
noelasis94 18
Sinister child you've come across there.
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Comments (81)
smartkid33 3
Well... does it?
monagro 22
How old are you?
jecka 9
At least you have a piercing and you don't have to go get it done.
brucii 5
give her a nose ring
why57why 21
How did u not wake up in time?!?
jujuroxursox 15
Ouch is right! But a piercing isn't a big deal, you can always let it close up! It's not like it was through cartilage or someplace really painful… on the bright side it was free but (word of caution) careful it doesn't get infected cuz I doubt your sister's earring was sterile! Best of luck to you OP! :)
Queensland 27
12 is pretty little.
migueljm5 18
I actually have a freckle there too and everyone at first thinks i have one pierced ear.
Bunny21 11
Oh shit lmao!!! Sorry OP, that must have hurt.
kadinwilson 4
I have a freckle on my ear lobe too. Holy crap. Mine is on my right ear!