Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML
Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
Today, I spent the first day of my senior year in the ER because my new ear piercing got so infected that the doctors had to cut the earring out. FML
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
Today, I found out that my stepsister loves sticking random household objects in her ear in an attempt to collect ear wax. I found out when I walked in on her trying to pick all the wax out of the bristles of my toothbrush. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, my 8 year-old sister tried vaping. My parents found out and planned on yelling at her, but nothing happened. She even got a reward for being curious. When I was 15 and got my first piercing (in the ear) I kinda got beat, and slept outside for the night. It makes me wonder what's going on sometimes… FML
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TheGewt 7
At least now you don't have to pay someone to do it now.
noelasis94 18
Sinister child you've come across there.
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Comments (81)
worldclassrager 41
Going to get the other one done...if you are a dude I hope she got the right ear...
myoukei 31
I'd hate to be passed out/asleep at any party/sleepover your sister ever attends. She seems like the kind of person who would go above and beyond a sharpies penis on a cheek (if she's stabbing your ear while you sleep)....
jessBeAqueen 13
did she at least do a good job? now you cant be a wuss. after all that trauma its only right that you get the other one done.
finch01 18
it dose now...
thebomb553 5
She's just practicing her ninja skills on you
thebomb553 5
Hopefully it wasn't the right ear, or you'd have another thing to worry about
metallicshadow 16
I also have a pseudo-piercing freckle on my right ear, I didn't think much of anyone else having something like that too.
fallslikedominos 10
Wait, even if your ear was pierced why would your sister do this to you while you were sleeping? Was she that bored she just decided to put your earring in for you
chosha_fml 27
And by spontaneously, you mean you don't understand the meaning of the word spontaneously.
morella_xx 29
Spontaneous - adjective - spon-tay-nee-uhs: without effort or premeditation; unplanned. Who is it that doesn't know what spontaneous means here?
chosha_fml 27
The person who pierced her ear planned it and made effort. A hole didn't spontaneously appear in her ear lobe. Someone put it there.
holly_fly 34
But look at the second half of the definition. OP definitely didn't plan to get her ear pierced. And it doesn't matter if someone else planned it, OP put NO effort into any planning, so it does follow the definition.
ViviMage 40
I find earrings and other holes/tattoos/man made permanent marks are against my beliefs. I'm 31 and its my choice never to be pierced. I would be pissed at her! A healed piercing makes a divot you can feel. I wonder why she didn't notice it wasn't going in smoothly!? Lock the door, ground her, get a tetanus shot!