Kids: Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously,... - FML

By ouch - 24/07/2013 18:03 - United States - Sterling

Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML

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By NoseInPain - 20/08/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML

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By the_pheasant66 - 26/06/2010 10:31 - Ireland

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML

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By caempa - 29/12/2010 18:13 - Australia

Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML

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Ouch

By Anonymous - 24/05/2014 06:08 - United States

Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML

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Hole for life

By AAA - 11/02/2021 11:01

Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML

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By High school senior - 31/08/2017 23:15

Today, I spent the first day of my senior year in the ER because my new ear piercing got so infected that the doctors had to cut the earring out. FML

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By MusicLover18 - 03/09/2014 23:35 - Canada - Leduc

Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML

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By suppressinggags - 18/03/2016 19:45 - United States - Kennett

Today, I found out that my stepsister loves sticking random household objects in her ear in an attempt to collect ear wax. I found out when I walked in on her trying to pick all the wax out of the bristles of my toothbrush. FML

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Body modification

By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 14:00

Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML

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By wowawesome - 18/07/2019 16:00

Today, I got a second piercing in my ear. I needed help cleaning the back, so I asked my dad for help. I told him to careful, but right when I did, he tore the earring out with the cotton swab. Thanks, dad. FML

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TheGewt 7

Wednesday 24 July 2013 23:49

At least now you don't have to pay someone to do it now.

noelasis94 18

Wednesday 24 July 2013 23:49

Sinister child you've come across there.

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radfab 3

Thursday 25 July 2013 11:13

I never got why people push "you deserve it" for stories like these. How could she possibly deserve to be stabbed in the ear while she slept?!

Evil_Wench 16

Thursday 25 July 2013 17:24

Spontaneously pierce her nipple.

MistsMoon 15

Thursday 25 July 2013 17:51

It does. I have a freckle there too.

swedeNix 13

Thursday 25 July 2013 18:42

Why would she do that while u were sleeping in the first place?

amz124 6

Thursday 25 July 2013 23:18

How dumb can a 12 year old be?

Simbaby 23

Friday 26 July 2013 6:44

She'll be a piercing Artist when she grows up !:D

evolute72113 9

Saturday 27 July 2013 1:48

Your fault 4 sleeping

TechnoStew 21

Friday 11 July 2014 5:29

I too have a freckle like that. My parents grounded me when they noticed.

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