Feisty. I like it.

wow isn't violence against their religion?

Fun fact that no one cares about: last night I planked on a jehovas witness sign. Ok, now feel free to thumb me down for lack of interesting comment and being a stupid planking teenager.

Haha. If they come to your door they have to expect to hear your opinion. It can't just be about their beliefs.

You have the right to bear arms..theyr on ur property..do u have a better solution?

I like birthdays and holidays too much to be a JW

and parties.

thats definatly something a jehovahs witness would never do

That was an awesome comeback.

agreed, I'm going to use that next time xD

Yeah, those guys will come back with knives.

I can't believe they threw that at you! Definitely not showing Gods love that way

Don't expect people to not react to you being an ass. Ydi.

So speaking the truth, makes you an ass?

How was OP being an ass. They knocked in HIS door. He can say whatever he wants.

Why did you open the door for them?

He didn't know they were JWs before opening the door?

#4 because he had such an awesome comeback?

He said they rang the bell 10 times

I fuckin hate Jehovah Witnesses. All there talk about the "new system" and the 40,000 goats or sheep or some animal that goes "ba". They need to stop knocking on peoples doors and go back to sippin on their Kool-Aid (no that's not because most are black).

What the fuck, most are black? What the hell are you talking about. They have people of all races. Do you even know who you're talking about? O_o

Most are black. And yeah I do. My dads side of the family is Jehovahs Witness. I just thought people would refer the Kool-Aid to them being black, and not that they drink juice or something for there religion.

Next time open the door completely naked holding a pickle in your hand in one hand, while combing your pubes with the other. They'll never bother you again.

Best advice ever.

Pull a mcgrubber, get a piece of celery and stick it I'm your ass crack and open the door naked they won't come back.

Or a robe and a cross a throw water at them yelling "I command u to leave Satan"

That's how I always open doors.

i highly doubt they hit you with the Watchtower. they're really nice people.

I'm an athiest my self but, they had you outnumbered. Not the best idea

I agree, I'm an atheist and my room mate is a Jehovah witness...

I'm Christian and Jehovah's Witnesses are annoying

OP, I love you for that =D

OP-1 Jehovah's Witnesses-0 I'll have to remember that one.