Sex, Underwear and Intimacy: Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walked out...

By Anonymous90 - 24/07/2010 23:59 - Canada

Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walked out to the living room, and told my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He said no, then pretended to fall asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 06:00

Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML

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By Desertdryspell - 20/12/2018 14:00

Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.

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By Lilah - 19/02/2012 00:29 - Canada

Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML

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By "BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2020 19:58

Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML

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By SoMuchForThatIdea - 12/06/2017 00:00

Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML

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By notsohot - 25/08/2019 00:01

Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2022 05:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 08:42 - United States

Today, I put on a lacy dress with nothing underneath and walked nonchalantly into the living room. My husband took one look at me, let out a heavy sigh and said, "Right now?" FML

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By cdick - 11/03/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to exchange presents for our birthdays. I spent $100 on perfume and Victoria's Secret clothes. She bought me a bag of lifesavers, then asked me to leave because she wanted to take a nap. FML

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nicknesser 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 9:09

Who needs lingerie? Walk out there naked. Duh!

OwNowBrownCow 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 9:04

Acting at it's finest

Comments

mexicanswim 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 9:20

that's hilarious

_streets_ 19

Sunday 25 July 2010 9:21

next time just walk out there naked lol. and If he still does the same thing, go wear that lingerie for someone who enjoys it

mthurston 14

Tuesday 19 January 2016 21:36

Like me ;)

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 25 July 2010 9:23

Oh noez! A guy isn't always in the mood like you expect him to be - your life is forever ******! If you're living with him, you'll get some eventually.

maddieclaire 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 9:25

lol, I like your perspective.

_streets_ 19

Sunday 25 July 2010 9:28

very good point

redrovaa 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 21:29

Well, he should've just said he wasn't in the mood instead of faking sleep. If their relationship is so weird that they're too shy to tell each they're not in the mood, not a very good relationship to start out with, eh? The FML is kinda stupid though.

hacZKing 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 9:25

y would u spend 100 dollars on a nighty I agree with whoever said walk out naked as a jay bird

FFML_314 11

Sunday 25 July 2010 9:27

For some reason, I picture your boyfriend being like the homless guy on big daddy. Lol, I just find this image hilarious!!

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Sunday 25 July 2010 9:32

FHL for having to protect his virginal innocence! YDI for trying to be a seducing succubus!

kimmiebubimi 3

Sunday 25 July 2010 9:36

I hope your bf was just playing with you. and that you got some later if not damn FYL

maddieclaire 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 9:37

I'm pretty sure "Norbit" could of seduced your boyfriend then you did. (Eddie Murphy movie reference) lol, (:

maddieclaire 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 9:40

**better then you

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Sunday 25 July 2010 9:44

*could have *better than

Son_of_Helghan 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 9:47

thank god! another grammar Nazi corrected them!

maddieclaire 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 9:51

lol, Whatever. Did you understand what I meant? Yes you did.

maddieclaire 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 9:54

and who is them??

Son_of_Helghan 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 10:11

you are them.

maddieclaire 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 10:14

I'm not plural, Mr. Grammar Nazi, :p

FFML_314 11

Sunday 25 July 2010 10:14

I am them! You put a comma at the end of your sentence! You can call me, Ms. Grammar Nazi. :P

maddieclaire 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 10:22

I'm on a touch and it changes EVERYTHING, as I was typing the word everything my touch insisted I meant elephant, lol. so I apologize to Mr&Mrs Grammar Nazi for my imperfect comments...