By Anonymous90 - 24/07/2010 23:59 - Canada

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Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walked out to the living room, and told my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He said no, then pretended to fall asleep. FML
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nicknesser 0

Who needs lingerie? Walk out there naked. Duh!

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cheekywench 0

Start walking around the house naked for a while, that will get his attention and when it does...tell him NO.

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cadwalader 0

free advice: if he loves you, truly loves you, then the mere sight of you is going to get him going. forget the lingerie. stop increasing Fredericks and victorias secret profits.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

That's such bull. Guys don't have to be in the mood 24/7, even guys in love.

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kevyn0210 0

come wear it for me, and we'll both fall asleep afterward.

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rhaath 0

if your man didnt want you when you tried to seduce him, you're doing something wrong. either you're bad at sex, you're fat, or you need better hygene. you deserved it for sure. you dissapoint me as a human being.

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rhaath 0

if your man didnt want you when you tried to seduce him, you're doing something wrong. either you're bad at sex, you're fat, or you need better hygene. you deserved it for sure. you dissapoint me as a human being.

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RezaDupontDC 0

it reeks "control freak." Alpha female, eh?

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Silkie 0

Oh boo hoo... God forbid you are denied sex! :O Suck it up. What, is coming on here and complaining suddenly going to make him want to have hot passionate sex with you? No. Girls deny guys sex everyday, and guys deny girls sex. Hell girls deny girls, and guys deny guys. Everyone is human, sometimes you just aren't in the mood. It's not the end of the world, there is always tomorrow night. So stop complaining and try harder next time. You obviously weren't graced with good enough looks to just be able to exist and guys get a boner. I'm sure there are some self help books for, "How to Seduce Your Boyfriend" or better yet, "How to Stop Being a Whiny Bitch When You Don't Get You're Way."

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Silkie 0

Another thing, are you guys ready for this? *drum roll* Just because a guy denies a girl sex; doesn't mean he isn't gay! Ooh! Big shocker there right? But with your logic, if a girl denies a guy sex she's a lesbian, right? So then pretty much every single female in the world is a lesbian? Nice to know :D

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Silkie 0

"...doesn't mean he *is* gay." Sorry ^_^

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MarkerofMagic 0

all that is true^^. mustve taken awhile to type.

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perdix 29

Sorry, Silkie, but guys denying sex to girls is very, very rare and should set off alarm bells immediately. This should almost never happen. If it does it means you have ****** up really, really badly and he is that furious with you. Guys will forgive almost anything for sex, so if you've harmed him so much he'll deny you, you've really done something heinous. Or, he is not attracted to you at the moment. It could be you've put on too much weight, or you smell bad today. One's easier to fix than the other. Finally, he could be ******* some other girl. Besides the guilt and shame of cheating, his dick my just be plain wore out from sticking in the new hottie. No, Silkie, girls denying guys sex is no big deal, but the other way around is.

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Silkie 0

While it doesn't happen often though, it still happens right? Afterall, it's not everyday that we see a full moon. And all of the reasons you listed stem from one problem: the girlfriend. They don't stem from the boyfriend being gay. So yes I agree with you in the sense that it happens, and you should find out why so you can fix it. Because if she can't get it up, some other girl most certainly can.

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mthurston 14

That'd be hot ;) lol

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justsayfuck 5

Really? You can't handle a little teasing? You must be boooooooooooring.

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allplayedout 20

your boyfriend is a fruitcake. no offense, I think mine is too.

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