Carly Rae Jepsen

By Anonymous - 14/07/2024 23:00

Today, I was setting up a rat trap at the kitchen table and had just gotten it set when my phone rang. I foolishly leaned over to grab my phone, brushed against the trap, and it snapped closed on my nipple. I wasn’t wearing a bra so that thing grabbed my nipple hard and didn’t let go. FML
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You deserved it 246

Same thing different taste

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There are better ways to test a rat trap.

Moral of the story: do not set up a trap bare-chested next to your phone.

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There are better ways to test a rat trap.

Moral of the story: do not set up a trap bare-chested next to your phone.

Yet another reason why I never go without a bra... I don't understand women who rip them off the second they get home. If they're that uncomfortable, you must have the wrong size or style or something. In any event, that is a huge OUCH!