Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my girlfriend hit me on the head with a frying pan for a funny video, because she thought it would go bonk and make me do a funny reaction. She must be a new kind of stupid cause I got four stitches, a hairline fracture, and a headache. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML
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Top comments
Cad6 24
But the irony in your statement isn't, because it's ironic that you wrote a comment about irony saying that irony is always funny, yet the irony in your comment wasn't funny. How ironic.
ladyvidel 19
I'm sorry OP, that's ******* hilarious. If it were my husband in that situation, I'd be laughing my ass off too.
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Comments (114)
ClosetTroll 10
1) The irony is strong in this one. 2) You had the kit and must have tended to the cut immediately, thus preventing major harm 3) Your boyfriend's enjoying the joke even if it's on you. So, put on that bandage and laugh it off with him. :)
auzz1_pride 9
4) the virginity is strong in this one. 5) Thank you cpt. obvious we all know there was a first aid kit. 6)why would he not derp face.
ayyemmcee 1
The good thing about that is that you didn't have to search for something for your cut. Soo...yay?
rawrv42 7
Sorry to break it to you guys, but I don't think that is actual "irony".... It'd be ironic if say a thief stole something from some else's house, only to come back and realize that her/his house had also been stolen from. So ya, this isn't really irony as much as just really funny :D sincerely, ~Your neighborhood grammar nazi.
OffToTheGayBar 9
Er, sorry bro, your understanding of irony is lacking. Irony can mean a happening contrary to one's expectations. One wouldn't expect to be hurt by a first-aid kit, they'd expect to be healed by it. Therefore, this FML can be perceived as ironic.
GoW_Chick 15
I can see the irony of the fact that you were trying to prove you were smarter than everyone only to prove you were completely wrong
rawrv42 7
Um I'd politely beg to differ. As the comment above yours stated, I lacked the entire definition if irony. I wasn't completely wrong, but I want completely right either. Sincerely, Uh the amended grammar nazis
rawrv42 7
Of* and wasn't** sorry autocorrect can be a birch. Lol
gonad_gobbler 1
I once banged my head while holding a first aid kit and ironing clothes, while also simultaneously welding iron. tri-irony.
DYL1001 3
THAT REALLY SUCKS AND HURTS ALOT, REMINDS ME OF THE THE TIME I CUTMY KNEE OPEN AND BLOOD AND A BIT OF FAT CELLS THAT COULD SEE CAME OUT.
ClosetTroll 10
ALL HAIL THE CAPS LOCK WIELDER!!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Why are you screaming over the internet? Is your CAPS LOCK button still broken from your last FML?
NothingsEasy 4
That is awsome
jay75euro 0
He's laughing cause the box is made to help you with injuries n more and not hurt you or cause you pain. Lmao
Killer_fel 15
No! You don't say!
fuckmebutdontfml 16
at least the solution was close by, like in your face close
supimnyancat 9
Dump him. That's the solution to every problem in a relationship.
Ins0mau 20
Yes. Certainly seems like it in FML land. Anyway.
jeterman67 0
I would be laughing at myself lol that's so ironic