Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my girlfriend hit me on the head with a frying pan for a funny video, because she thought it would go bonk and make me do a funny reaction. She must be a new kind of stupid cause I got four stitches, a hairline fracture, and a headache. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML
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Top comments
Cad6 24
But the irony in your statement isn't, because it's ironic that you wrote a comment about irony saying that irony is always funny, yet the irony in your comment wasn't funny. How ironic.
ladyvidel 19
I'm sorry OP, that's ******* hilarious. If it were my husband in that situation, I'd be laughing my ass off too.
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Comments (114)
chone23 0
Now you don't need to look for it
imp4ct 15
I'm sorry OP but the irony is strong with this one :)
auzz1_pride 9
look out, we have a star wars virgin here.
TheGITP 0
The first aid kit was just trying to help :O
Maverick52 13
Didn't want to say this, but isn't this just an unfortunate coincidence? :x
esines 9
I don't see how it's a coincidence... definitely irony
Darcon 8
hahah that made me rofl, did she died?
DiscoRanger 0
LOL your profile picture is Brian Peppers.
OffToTheGayBar 9
It made me laugh. . . ironically.
mralwaysright124 2
That's ironic
askingzack 1
Ha ha ha ha to funny
DiscoRanger 0
Ha ha ha ha Your comment sucks.
SimplyAmazingx 11
You don't say?
SirCharles83 13
46- that response was simply amazing.
RendarSelin 5
That's pretty funny! Just laugh it off with him, and wait for the next stupid thing that happens to him.
ClosetTroll 10
1) The irony is strong in this one. 2) You had the kit with you, so you must have tended to the cut immediately. No harm done there. 3) Your boyfriend's just enjoying the joke, even if it's on you. So, put on that bandage and enjoy the moment with him. :)
jakeharris 0
Hit your boyfriend in the head with the first aid cit
twisted_cherub 14
34- Number 2 already suggested that. I don't know why he/she is getting thumbed down, while you aren't for repeating the same violent, overly sensitive reaction. Also, *kit.