Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my girlfriend hit me on the head with a frying pan for a funny video, because she thought it would go bonk and make me do a funny reaction. She must be a new kind of stupid cause I got four stitches, a hairline fracture, and a headache. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML
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Top comments
Cad6 24
But the irony in your statement isn't, because it's ironic that you wrote a comment about irony saying that irony is always funny, yet the irony in your comment wasn't funny. How ironic.
ladyvidel 19
I'm sorry OP, that's ******* hilarious. If it were my husband in that situation, I'd be laughing my ass off too.
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Comments (114)
linkinpark98 24
How did that even happen? Was the first aid kit waiting around the corner for you to enter the room, then just spring out from nowhere?
False_Stupidity 42
Yes, the kit was feeling neglected and decided to take steps to make sure that it got some use for a change, it then conspired with the OP's boyfriend to set an ambush and injure the poor OP...
causticgirl 6
Irony, you are a mean bitch
UnicornInSpace 6
Excuse me, I'm just gonna change my pants.
ReesieBanana21 12
I cut myself with my fingernail. Which, FYI, hurts like crap!!! xD
Mauskau 36
I should've put it in brackets in my original comment, perhaps the band-aid users would have understood a little better :(
kenzie20 6
Oh the irony
prairienitro 6
I've done things like that. Where I work, the first aid kit is on a shelf well above my head. Whenever I need to grab something from it, I fear it will drop on head. Again.
01Michelle02 1
Is the cut similar to Harry Potters ?
muzikmaestro 15
been there, done that. lol I tripped over our band's first aid kit and cut my elbow open hitting the ground.
mmcewen 15
Don't worry. Karma is a bitch and will get them back