Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my girlfriend hit me on the head with a frying pan for a funny video, because she thought it would go bonk and make me do a funny reaction. She must be a new kind of stupid cause I got four stitches, a hairline fracture, and a headache. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML
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Top comments
Cad6 24
But the irony in your statement isn't, because it's ironic that you wrote a comment about irony saying that irony is always funny, yet the irony in your comment wasn't funny. How ironic.
ladyvidel 19
I'm sorry OP, that's ******* hilarious. If it were my husband in that situation, I'd be laughing my ass off too.
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Comments (114)
Namenlos_fml 20
Well it's funny. What'd you expect?
sparklingwho 0
It's ok, im that clumsy too
N9ne_ZxxZxxZ_ 3
at least your boyfriend understands what irony is, most people now of days are slipping when it comes to literature
SirCharles83 13
Says the guy with poor grammar.
N9ne_ZxxZxxZ_ 3
check my "about me" section
SirCharles83 13
I'd rather not.
Dracoboxer357 36
^ Curiosity go the best of me and I did as 92 suggested: Aside from his 6th point he made about nothing being impossible, I was better off before I gave him the benefit of the doubt. :p 92, can I assume your profile was written in an attempt to make a grammar nazi's head explode? That was horrible. ;)
N9ne_ZxxZxxZ_ 3
no it wasnt, its just me not giving a ****
bspiper87 7
I bet there wasnt a band-aid in that kit to cover the cut....i work Walmart and we have 100 store use first aid kits and not 1 has a bandaid.
False_Stupidity 42
Sounds about right from what I've heard of Walmart...
BoredAF 2
LMFAO x)
it_iswhat_itis0 7
Oh the irony! Haha
Matty1188 6
Sorry OP, but he's not the only one who laughed.
Ugi 27
Sorry OP - I sympathise but I'm with your BF on this one!
Ins0mau 20
I love how this is EXACTLY what commenter 4 said and yet this gets lots of thumbs up while the previous one got buried in thumbs down. Maybe people just don't know "plaster"="band-aid" *SHRUGS*
vinuju 9
I am sorry to hear that OP..Laugh it out with your BF, it sure indeed was funny :D