By ThatAintLogical - United States
Today, I slipped as I was about to take a shower, knocking myself out cold. I woke up to someone banging on my door. It was a cop checking to see if I was okay. When I asked how he knew to come, he said he was notified by "a male neighbor who called anonymously." I guess I have a peeping Tom. FML
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  The_Pleb  |  0

Whatever noone cares what either of you think,

I would see this as a mass win

1. You have an admirer

2. you get a guy in uniform

3. youve just had your life saved

but whatever

O and i claim seconed place

  seanreddog  |  4

Umm... Maybe he heard you scream and when you didn't answer he called the cops. Not everyone stands behind your bathroom window with their díck out, that spot's reserved for me.

  wh4t3v3R  |  0

Yeah, despite not appreciating what the guy did for you, you are also not appreciating that the guy did not check on you himself, that would be an FML, but trying to save you, not so much.

  Moemoemoe_fml  |  0

Are you morons??? NO ONE dies from passing out. The simple proof of it is that she freaking woke up by herself and went to get the door, didn't she??

If she'd hit her head bad and was bleeding everywhere and needing help, it would be something else, but clearly she just fell, passed out, then woke up naturally when there was noise. You people are morons. For all we know, the creepo could be planning to rape her or something, and you are defending him just for calling... SO WHAT, he called?

  st0815  |  9

Well he called the cops, so indication is that he's essentially harmless albeit creepy.

It's still a FML for a woman to have a peeping Tom, it's a severe violation of privacy.


Well how was he to know she didn't split her head open falling down? I'd be concerned if someone passed out. But it is still weird to know how they knew she passed out...

By  namhowell  |  6

Though it sucks that you're having a peeping Tom, I don't get why you have to write a FML about it after being saved because of the fact you're having a peeping Tom. If it would have been me, I would just be thankful I wad helped in time.

By  johnbob_fml  |  0

When I read "Today, I slipped as I was about to take a shower, knocking myself out cold. I woke up to someone banging..." I didn't think she was say door. lol

By  boatkicker  |  4

Pretty sure he didn't save her life. If she was able to be woken up by someone banging on the door, she wasn't THAT bad off. Yeah, it sucked that she hurt her head, but it wasn't a life threatening situation. She would have come around on her own probably not long after, and been SIGNIFICANTLY less creeped out.


  Moemoemoe_fml  |  0

100% true, and you appear to be the only person with a brain among all the comments to this FML so far.

I'm appalled by the amount of morons going all "awww, how sweet, the guy that was probably planning to rape you called for help..." when she was obviously in no danger of anything (the simple proof of it is her having woken up naturally from the sound of the door). URGH.

  Moemoemoe_fml  |  0

YET. Keyword, yet....

For all we know, he might have called because he didn't get to finish planning his break-in yet and didn't want his potential rape victim to die on her own.

OP should be the one calling the cops now, or moving.