By I'm Not Dead Yet - 09/06/2014 19:37 - United States - Tucson

Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML
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MattM95 16
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Look at the bright side OP, your neighbour cares about you enough to check if you're alive.

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Adam5858 17
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At least someone cares enough to do that..even your neighbour!

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MattM95 16
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Look at the bright side OP, your neighbour cares about you enough to check if you're alive.

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Adam5858 17
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Shit when i posted my comment it was the exact same time as this comment and its the exact same....sorry people of FML :(

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feven 32
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People of FML accept your apology.

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DocBastard 38
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Feven - Speak for yourself. Adam5858 - You are dead to me.

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MrSarcasmic 10

gotta love doc

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Welshite 39
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Huh? I accept everyone. Adam5858, I love you.

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Adam5858 17
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What is actually going on

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XxDevilxXGt 26
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The neighbor didn't really check anything, he just assumed OP had died. Maybe he was excited and waiting for the moment so he can rob OP right after. :p

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cryssycakesx3 22

op was really relaxed...

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incoherentrmblr 21

This had the opposite effect of Weekend at Bernie's...

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Deviant_fml 5
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Now let's see if they care enough to pay for your new door...

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Adam5858 17
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At least someone cares enough to do that..even your neighbour!

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JJ_86 22
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FYL since the neighbour jumped to the worst conclusion too soon. And bless your life for having a caring neighbor.

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91hayek 31

I agree. I've read FMLs where people pretend to be dead and even their pets don't care, let alone their families. Shout out to vigilant neighbours! Keep being nosy one day we'll need it.

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MrConcise 34
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I wouldn't notify anybody. OP couldn't care about a cop busting in if he were dead, but he would mind if he were just asleep. Perhaps I'm just a bad neighbor. Maybe that's why my rent is double everybody else's in my area...

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Brandi_Faith 33
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65, So you would just leave a dead body to rot until someone else found it?

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MrConcise 34
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That's what they do, don't they? Besides, there's a point where you can't confuse dead for sleeping.

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niamhyo 13

Look on the bright side, at least you're not dead

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Adam5858 17
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Thats one way of puting it!

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nlm92 15

Yeah, thankfully the cop didn't shoot him lol

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Edumcg 24
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#82 In what scenario would he shoot him? ....Oh I get it! To make sure he's really dead?

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myoukei 31

I think the bright side is that op gets a new door :)

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xximikeixx 8
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Were you, by any chance, playing "Let the bodies hit the floor"?

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rbalboa76 5

More like couch

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ohSNAPyall 26
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What a lullaby!

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Mirakledba 10
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at least he cares...

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solarei 4
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No neighbor was bring a dick, OP should've burnt down their home a while ago, therefore YDI OP.

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sydstoomuch 19
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Definitely not an fml IMO. It's a good thing he cared enough to call for help just incase

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Adam5858 17
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You would think he would have seen your headphones

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JJ_86 22
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Probably not if it was the In Ear buds model.

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Adam5858 17
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Yea thats true

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JunglePanfa 11
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If it was an 'in ear buds' model, then they'd be earphones, not headphones :)

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91hayek 31

Well people can die with headphones on.

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DanielleinDC 32
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If OP has long enough hair, it may have hidden the headphones.

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Brandi_Faith 33
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Or maybe he saw the headphones but it didn't look like he was breathing. Plus the neighbour probably banged on the door a few times really loudly and thought there was no way he wouldn't be able to hear that even with music on.

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lil_miss_simran 15

at least your neighbors care about you

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hdecorah 7
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At least they called the cops. I woulda said fuck it.

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pureportedpear 27
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Sound rough man, I'd die of embarrassment if I was you.

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qdawg06 23

I would think the neighbour would be more embarrassed...

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Axipiter 24
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I dunno, I'd be pretty embarassed for, you know, taking a nap.

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