By I'm Not Dead Yet - 09/06/2014 19:37 - United States - Tucson
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Look at the bright side OP, your neighbour cares about you enough to check if you're alive.
Shit when i posted my comment it was the exact same time as this comment and its the exact same....sorry people of FML :(
People of FML accept your apology.
Feven - Speak for yourself. Adam5858 - You are dead to me.
Well shit
Welshite
Huh? I accept everyone. Adam5858, I love you.
What is actually going on
The neighbor didn't really check anything, he just assumed OP had died. Maybe he was excited and waiting for the moment so he can rob OP right after. :p
Now let's see if they care enough to pay for your new door...
At least someone cares enough to do that..even your neighbour!
FYL since the neighbour jumped to the worst conclusion too soon. And bless your life for having a caring neighbor.
I wouldn't notify anybody. OP couldn't care about a cop busting in if he were dead, but he would mind if he were just asleep. Perhaps I'm just a bad neighbor. Maybe that's why my rent is double everybody else's in my area...
65, So you would just leave a dead body to rot until someone else found it?
That's what they do, don't they? Besides, there's a point where you can't confuse dead for sleeping.
Thats one way of puting it!
#82 In what scenario would he shoot him? ....Oh I get it! To make sure he's really dead?
Were you, by any chance, playing "Let the bodies hit the floor"?
What a lullaby!
at least he cares...
No neighbor was bring a dick, OP should've burnt down their home a while ago, therefore YDI OP.
Definitely not an fml IMO. It's a good thing he cared enough to call for help just incase
You would think he would have seen your headphones
Probably not if it was the In Ear buds model.
Yea thats true
If it was an 'in ear buds' model, then they'd be earphones, not headphones :)
If OP has long enough hair, it may have hidden the headphones.
Or maybe he saw the headphones but it didn't look like he was breathing. Plus the neighbour probably banged on the door a few times really loudly and thought there was no way he wouldn't be able to hear that even with music on.
At least they called the cops. I woulda said fuck it.
Sound rough man, I'd die of embarrassment if I was you.
I dunno, I'd be pretty embarassed for, you know, taking a nap.
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Look at the bright side OP, your neighbour cares about you enough to check if you're alive.
At least someone cares enough to do that..even your neighbour!