By kunjac0945 - 14/09/2015 05:21 - United States - New York

Today, I slipped in my own vomit while dashing to the bathroom to puke. My knee hit and shattered the toilet; the toilet shattered my knee. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 667
You deserved it 2 352

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OP here. For clarity's sake, this actually happened to me several years ago, on the first day of my summer break. I had to spend the rest of break, as well as my birthday in a cast.

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I wonder which will be more expensive to fix :0

Talk about a slip-up.


Talk about a slip-up.

Swandive235 27

Please no.

JMichael 25

And that's when OP took an tiolet to the knee.

please yes 23 please yes...

joeyl2008 29

At least you didn't get hurt and nothing got broken.

krazayman 18

I think a shattered knee counts as broken.

I think it was irony since pretty much everything in that situation got broken.

Did you not get the joke?

We got the joke. It's just not funny.

I wonder which will be more expensive to fix :0

Well it's America so...knee every time

The knee would be more costly!

moh907 10

You could probably buy a hundred toilets for the price of fixing a shattered knee.

100 gold coated toilets

As a person with damaged knee ligaments, yeah. The knee. Every. Damn. Time. It's horrifying to know that it costs soooooooo much more money to fix your own damn body than it does to replace an inanimate object.

#46 as a Brit, Americas health care system has always confused me. If you don't have insurance you get bummed in the arse for if you're not rich and even if you do have insurance they'll try and screw you over anyway. It's like the governments not even trying to care

#49 yeah basically.

49 -- yes. And everyone (especially your extreme Republican types) hates universal health care, because Obama illuminati 666 or whatever. Everything positive that tries to get through gets blocked, because bipartisan politics, irrational loyalty, and greed are more important than the welfare of the people, apparently. It's no wonder why 'Murica is the laughingstock of the world at the moment. And I'm as American as it gets.

Mortoli 30

agreed if obama gets a third term or we let clintons back in im done.

Except for guns. The solution to everything is more guns.

That sucks OP hopefully your knee heals. Next time when your sick keep a trash can by you just in case you throw up.

youngmessi252525 20

Now you have two things to clean up ?

The universe is telling you to stay in bed and don't touch anything. You're having a shit day. Sorry, OP.

You took a toilet to the knee....sorry OP. :-/

itwasntme14 19

I'm sorry for you, that really sucks. I hope you get better soon.

It's horrible to be that sick. Hope you get well soon

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