By kunjac0945 - United States - New York Today, I slipped in my own vomit while dashing to the bathroom to puke. My knee hit and shattered the toilet; the toilet shattered my knee. FML I agree, your life sucks 30606 You deserved it 2346 78 Comments Favorite Tweet Share kunjac0945 tells us more : OP here. For clarity's sake, this actually happened to me several years ago, on the first day of my summer break. I had to spend the rest of break, as well as my birthday in a cast.