By Anonymous - 12/02/2016 00:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while I was cleaning, listening to music and sometimes singing along, I heard a knock on my front door. I turned off the music and opened the door to the police, who stated they had to investigate reports of "repeated female screams" coming from my apartment. I'm a 23 year old man. FML
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Jord_Fox 14

Guess your voice hasn't cracked yet

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ThrottleJockey 34
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If he starts singing they may just shoot him to stop the auditory attack.

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jakers8424 18
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I'm guessing you're not a very good singer

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tailahjanae 14
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Is this not obvious?

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Jord_Fox 14

Guess your voice hasn't cracked yet

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Noelletakumi 36
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Maybe it was the music they were hearing? Could have been lady screamo. xD

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JMichael 25

I am curious as to whether it was OP's voice or the music. OP we need a follow up!

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whitedesi 10

Maybe you shouldnt listen to Screamo anymore

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Obito_Uchiha651 17
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No where did it say that they were listening to screamo for all we know they were listening to Frank Sinatra

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grtfuldeadlovr 27
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So they thought you were torturing a woman? Great neighbors.

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ThrottleJockey 34
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At least you know that you have caring neighbors.

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WCARlover 34
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Hey there are plenty of successful male singers that sound feminine :D

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JusTheo 17
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Justin Bieber.... wait

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BlueBaronBitch 22
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I think you rocked a little too hard haha

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ScratchCatPower 32
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Ouch, apply ointment to burned area... All jokes aside, at least your neighbors are good people and have concerns for others. And... I guess don't sing so loud next time? Must've been pretty loud for neighbors to hear.

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kowsee 22
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Sounds pretty impressive to me hehe. Guess that must of been awkward to explain though :/. Also, on a good note, at least they were concerned!?

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chosha_fml 25
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Don't let them get you down, Aretha!

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