Miscellaneous: Today, while I was cleaning, listening to music and sometimes...

By Anonymous - 12/02/2016 00:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while I was cleaning, listening to music and sometimes singing along, I heard a knock on my front door. I turned off the music and opened the door to the police, who stated they had to investigate reports of "repeated female screams" coming from my apartment. I'm a 23 year old man. FML

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By CAchickadee - 29/05/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

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By MALICEG - 26/05/2012 07:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML

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By I'm Not Dead Yet - 09/06/2014 19:37 - United States - Tucson

Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML

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No more yodelling

By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 00:00

Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 02:06 - Canada

Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML

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Suspicious minds

By abusedparrot - 24/08/2014 12:40 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the police knocked on my door, saying that they needed to investigate my house for animal abuse. Apparently the neighbours called, reporting a "screeching bird in pain". I have no bird, but I have been singing quite loudly recently. FML

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Crime scene

By xTRYSOFTx - 07/03/2020 03:00 - United States

Today, I called the police because I thought a burglar had broken into our house. I found out the strange noise was just my dog fucking about, so I smashed a small window and kicked down a door so I wouldn't be embarrassed. FML

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Fake it til you make it

By freshman - 25/03/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML

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By ThatAintLogical - 18/12/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I slipped as I was about to take a shower, knocking myself out cold. I woke up to someone banging on my door. It was a cop checking to see if I was okay. When I asked how he knew to come, he said he was notified by "a male neighbor who called anonymously." I guess I have a peeping Tom. FML

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By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

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Jord_Fox 14

Friday 12 February 2016 15:20

Guess your voice hasn't cracked yet

ThrottleJockey 35

Friday 12 February 2016 17:13

If he starts singing they may just shoot him to stop the auditory attack.

Comments

jakers8424 18

Friday 12 February 2016 15:20

I'm guessing you're not a very good singer

tailahjanae 14

Saturday 13 February 2016 14:54

Is this not obvious?

Jord_Fox 14

Friday 12 February 2016 15:20

Guess your voice hasn't cracked yet

Noelletakumi 36

Friday 12 February 2016 15:24

Maybe it was the music they were hearing? Could have been lady screamo. xD

JMichael 25

Friday 12 February 2016 15:55

I am curious as to whether it was OP's voice or the music. OP we need a follow up!

whitedesi 10

Friday 12 February 2016 15:21

Maybe you shouldnt listen to Screamo anymore

Obito_Uchiha651 17

Friday 12 February 2016 20:48

No where did it say that they were listening to screamo for all we know they were listening to Frank Sinatra

grtfuldeadlovr 27

Friday 12 February 2016 15:26

So they thought you were torturing a woman? Great neighbors.

ThrottleJockey 35

Friday 12 February 2016 15:26

At least you know that you have caring neighbors.

WCARlover 34

Friday 12 February 2016 15:27

Hey there are plenty of successful male singers that sound feminine :D

JusTheo 17

Friday 12 February 2016 16:20

Justin Bieber.... wait

BlueBaronBitch 22

Friday 12 February 2016 15:28

I think you rocked a little too hard haha

ScratchCatPower 32

Friday 12 February 2016 15:35

Ouch, apply ointment to burned area... All jokes aside, at least your neighbors are good people and have concerns for others. And... I guess don't sing so loud next time? Must've been pretty loud for neighbors to hear.