Today, I slipped as I was about to take a shower, knocking myself out cold. I woke up to someone banging on my door. It was a cop checking to see if I was okay. When I asked how he knew to come, he said he was notified by "a male neighbor who called anonymously." I guess I have a peeping Tom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up at three in the morning when two cops busted in the door to my apartment and a frantic voice on my cellphone saying "Sir? Sir? Are you all right? Sir?" Turns out I had been having a nightmare and dreamed I called 911. I actually did. FML
Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML
Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor doing the same. In a rush to get out before he went back inside, I slipped on my iced-over porch. I passed out and woke up with a note on my chest saying, "I unlocked your door but you were too heavy to drag inside". FML
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML
Today, while working from home, I thought I heard someone knock at the door. Without thinking, I shouted, “I’m naked!” A moment later I heard my neighbor say, “Uh… I just wanted to tell you your car headlights are on.” FML
Today, I had just gotten out of the bath when a police officer knocked on my door. I answered in my towel, and he told me I had to leave due to a bomb scare. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today at 10:00 pm, someone rang my doorbell 4 times, while I was sleeping. I thought it was an emergency and I opened the door to my neighbor who just want to ask if I had a blackout at noon. FML
Today, I spent minutes trying to open my apartment door before realizing I was one floor above my own. My terrified neighbor watched me struggle with my keys through their peephole the entire time, until he yelled "I'M CALLING 911!" and I realized where I was. FML
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Yeyo_23 0
not an fml he could have saved ur life dummy......^^^^^^ creepy name dude
DreMaMa 0
The guy basically saved your life. TY PEEPING TOM! I wish I had one.
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Comments (69)
snafu57 1
you know, everyone is assuming that the fml writer is female. what if it was a guy who knocked himself unconscious and has a peeping Tom? THAT'S an fml.
hopo 0
Don't be a dumbass, it says "woman" next to the username... Plus, why would it be an FML for a guy to have a girl checking him out? :P Unless it would be another guy, lol.
schwinn11 0
This sounds like some cheesy Porno from the 80's, the weird guy is watching a girl shower, a cop shows up and let's himself in the unlocked door. Comes in the bathroom and does some piss poor acting. I think I've seen this one
JamesGray 0
I think this is kind of up in the air depending on a few things: are you in an apartment or a house? Because if you're in an apartment it could be that someone heard the sound of you falling in the shower and called the cops. Otherwise... yeah, FYL and I hope the cops keep a record of "anonymous callers" considering the implied peeping.
Yapanesedidwhat 0
HAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH! CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPER! who did, infactttt, save your life.. but come to think of it... did risk revealing that he creeps on you!
DomK 0
And how can anyone peep into your bathroom?
mustlovemarvin 0
Wow...that's really a god deal....
bannanaslug 0
don't flatter yourself, he probably heard a clunk or some loud bang and called the cops
The_Nothing 0
Look on the bright side, at least you have a peeping Tom that will call emergency services if there's a problem. :D
im_a_dinosaur 0
hahhhahahahaha thats funnyyyy.
blastvortex 4
That's not necessarily true, OP. *slip* *thud* *silence* It wouldn't exactly be far-fetched to hear that, especially if you live in an apartment.