Today, I slipped as I was about to take a shower, knocking myself out cold. I woke up to someone banging on my door. It was a cop checking to see if I was okay. When I asked how he knew to come, he said he was notified by "a male neighbor who called anonymously." I guess I have a peeping Tom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up at three in the morning when two cops busted in the door to my apartment and a frantic voice on my cellphone saying "Sir? Sir? Are you all right? Sir?" Turns out I had been having a nightmare and dreamed I called 911. I actually did. FML
Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML
Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor doing the same. In a rush to get out before he went back inside, I slipped on my iced-over porch. I passed out and woke up with a note on my chest saying, "I unlocked your door but you were too heavy to drag inside". FML
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML
Today, while working from home, I thought I heard someone knock at the door. Without thinking, I shouted, “I’m naked!” A moment later I heard my neighbor say, “Uh… I just wanted to tell you your car headlights are on.” FML
Today, I had just gotten out of the bath when a police officer knocked on my door. I answered in my towel, and he told me I had to leave due to a bomb scare. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today at 10:00 pm, someone rang my doorbell 4 times, while I was sleeping. I thought it was an emergency and I opened the door to my neighbor who just want to ask if I had a blackout at noon. FML
Today, I spent minutes trying to open my apartment door before realizing I was one floor above my own. My terrified neighbor watched me struggle with my keys through their peephole the entire time, until he yelled "I'M CALLING 911!" and I realized where I was. FML
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Top comments
Yeyo_23 0
not an fml he could have saved ur life dummy......^^^^^^ creepy name dude
DreMaMa 0
The guy basically saved your life. TY PEEPING TOM! I wish I had one.
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Comments (69)
LOL_7052 0
lol agree w/ #17
curryisforGs 2
Note: There's an up upvote button for a reason.
Erniesduck123 0
If you do indeed have a peeping Tom I think it is incredibly weird you have a window through which you can see yourself in the shower, and you do not cover it with blinds or something.
writergirl23 19
I think op would invest in something now?
CallMeHush 1
When you didn't answer you cell I had to call the cops. Glad to SEE you're OK!
Jessi_Rose96 0
Sound like you have an open window, too.
perdix 31
He was trying to turn you in for ending your show too soon.
silicon 0
when some1 hurts you, dont feel bad because its the law of nature that 'the tree that bears the sweetest fruits gets maximum number of stones.
molacolacake 0
What?
NewJoisey 0
sorry i was so worried when i saw you fall. i waited atleast 5 mins to see if youd get up. i called the cops in tears i thought id lose my baby.
Argmik 0
XD
EveryDayJackAss 0
well i guess here both sides kinda win....even though the OP doesn't realize shit
jstunna345 0
UMMMMMMMM maybe he heard you fall and decided to be a nice neighbor and call the cops after he repeatedly knocked on your door, but you were passed out and woudnt remember that