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By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 12:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Spicy

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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First time?

By Anonymous - 31/07/2021 23:01 - United Kingdom - London

Spicy

Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML

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It's a gas gas gas

By Anonymous - 12/05/2021 10:01 - United States - Schertz

Spicy

Today, as my husband normally initiates sex and sometimes I want to but always chicken out, I was feeling brave and did so. After he came, he continued working on me and I farted. I embarrassingly apologized and he said it was ok and kept going. I then continued to fart, and I had to stop. FML

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Rush of gas

By Fart queen - 05/12/2022 04:00

Spicy

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heard to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML

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Gas wars

By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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By Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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So sensual...

By Wellokthen - 17/02/2017 22:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, things began to get hot and heavy between my boyfriend and me. Suddenly, in a deep, sexy voice, he whispered, "God help me for what I'm about to do." Thinking it was just an odd manner of dirty talk, I mumbled about liking it. He then farted very loudly. FML

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Nervous

By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By halloweed - 16/11/2011 05:27 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML

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By ahhhboys - 27/11/2010 19:12 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

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Top comments

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 25 July 2019 16:03

He’s trusting farts? Has anyone told him what a shitty idea that is?

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Thursday 25 July 2019 15:07

so you've stumbled upon someone with a fart fetish then

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Henry8cooper 15

Thursday 25 July 2019 12:44

"Oh my god it stinks here - is it foreplay or just an accident?" Maybe you guys need to talk about preferences 😂

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Thursday 25 July 2019 15:07

so you've stumbled upon someone with a fart fetish then

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 25 July 2019 16:03

He’s trusting farts? Has anyone told him what a shitty idea that is?

TCRII 29

Thursday 25 July 2019 16:17

No. No. No. No. No.

oddfuture666 4

Thursday 25 July 2019 17:29

Give him what he wants

alicelouise66 5

Thursday 25 July 2019 17:52

omg. thats disgusting! I would have ended it right then and there. if that's what he's begging for the first time I can't imagine what he's going to work up to.

JuliaKay14 33

Sunday 28 July 2019 17:04

Chill, some people have weird fetishes.

Shawnie Gallant 24

Thursday 25 July 2019 19:42

It’s a fetish. If you’re not into it, and IF he needs it to ejaculate, let him go and find a vanilla guy.

kirby1964 20

Thursday 25 July 2019 21:36

Well ask him what other kinky things he is into. Just hope golden showers is not on the list.

WeirdUS 29

Thursday 25 July 2019 22:59

That's ******* nasty dump his ass. Kinks are one things but once you start invovling stuff like that it's just nasty

PenguinPal3017 19

Friday 26 July 2019 7:27

If this sucks for you, imagine how much worse it would be to be the one who has the fart fart fetish.

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Today, I saw some servicemen sitting outside a café, and I went over to thank them for their service. They waited till after I was done shaking their hands before they told me that they were just actors on their lunch break. FML

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Today, I asked my son to keep my new girlfriend secret from his mom until our divorce was final, and he ran straight to her. She told the judge I was unfaithful and wants more money from our settlement. My son doesn't give a shit about snitching on me, because she's giving him a percentage of the new settlement. FML

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Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML

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Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML

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Today, I was eating with my grandma and her sister, who don't get along. I went to the bathroom for just 2 minutes, only to come back to find pancakes everywhere and our plates smashed on the ground. They got into a "little argument". FML

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Today, I realised my boyfriend is only nice to my son to make me happy. Turns out he hates children and will only do the minimum interaction with my 4-year-old son he can get away with, until he can fabricate an excuse to leave the room. FML

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Today, after taking my clothes out of the washer, I noticed at the very bottom of the washer my boyfriend's USB stick I found a couple of days ago. The USB stick contains his English essay, and his novel he has been working on for almost six months. FML

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Today, some kid on the bus kept pissing me off, making fart jokes and singing the Peppa Pig theme song on repeat. Angrily, I confronted him and asked him if he was 7. He retaliated with, "Yeah, 7 inches deep in your MOM!" FML

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