By OompaLoompa - 18/06/2009 13:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to use fake tan, seeing as I am so pale. Everywhere I have been today, I have had children behind me. Singing the Oompa Loompa song. FML
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Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da Oompa, Loopma, doom-pa-dee-do

nicolexsmile 0



nicolexsmile 0


No, the sun literally turns your skin into leather. It has NO beneficial effects whatsoever.


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easylazy 0

You probably spray painted yourself orange by accident YDI to the max

Phoenix_GAD 0

Chfanfiction: thats not true. sun is good. you need vitamin D too much sun is bad. but you do need sun.

easylazy 0

It depends how much melanin you have, which is the pigment which gives your skin color. It absorbs the sun's rays and gives you a tan. Black people have more melanin, and albinos have none. It is dangerous for an albino to go into the sun because the rays of the sun, specifically the UV light, can cause damages to his body. Albinos are particularly prone because of the lack of melanin. UV rays can penetrate almost anything, unlike X-rays which cannot penetrate bones. Now that's enough science for one day.

So in conclusion: Tan and black people don't need fake tans. Pale people might. And as with everything; some sun is good, too much is bad.

actually, it does. doctors say it is good to get some sunlight. also, it turns your skin into leather if you're out ROASTING in it and have long-lasting exposure. stick to the facts my friend.


he forgot to add (thank you, wikipedia!!)

At least they weren't singing "Im Dreaming of a WHITE Christmas"

Phoenix_GAD 0

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dinosaursmoo 0

Bahahah that sounds like a crayonnnn :D

causticx 0

That's because it is.

easylazy 0

I believe you are thinking of the classic "macaroni and cheese" crayon

DisappearingRose 18

Unless you're out for too long and you get skin cancer.

Geez people, the sun is NOT bad for you. Yes you can get skin cancer but that's for people who bake themselves in it. Go outside and get some fresh air.

Haha! That's awesome. Burnt sienna is the new tan. =)

Oh, hey I use that :) I'm already naturally tan though :P

no wonder ur blonde you have abssolutely no idea whats in that but you use it

Laci_Laine 0

Try jergens natural glow! U use it every day until u reach your desired shade so it doesn't get streaky and it's not orange. I'm a german Irish Ginger/blonde so I'm as white as can be and it works great for me. Good luck and stay out of the sun! Don't cave in to the haters. You'll look great long after the sun slaves do!

Ick, I'm sorry! But there's nothing wrong with being pale. Learn to love it. :)


Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da Oompa, Loopma, doom-pa-dee-do

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets? Eating as much as an elephant eats? Where are you at getting terribly fat? What do you think will come of that? I don't like the look of that. Oompa Loompa doompadee da If you aren't greedy you will go far You will live in happiness too, Like the Oompa Loompa...doompadee do!

Oompa Loompa doopity dossum Dwight is now gone which is totally awesome Why was he gone he was such a nice guy No he was not he was a total douche Doopity doomp

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Sunbolt 0

I've got another puzzel for you oompa loompa doopadee da

kayx28 0

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo I've got another puzzle for you Oompa Loompa doompadah dee If you are wise you'll listen to me next time try stepping outside for awhile smartass

Laci_Laine 0

#2- ever heard of sun spots and wrinkles? Not to mention skin cancer. Vitamin D supplements are safer

you must be really short. or have green hair. also, did you wear white pants today?

manoverboard 0

Fake tans are cheesy anyway. Oompa loompa doompady dee...