FML : Today, school was out because of snow. My dad walked in my room and shouted "Why are you home?!" I told him why, and he replied, "Then get out the damn...

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Today, school was out because of snow. My dad walked in my room and shouted "Why are you home?!" I told him why, and he replied, "Then get out the damn house and play in the snow." He tossed me out in nothing but my shorts. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Thursday 23 January 2014 21:49 / United States - Washington

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By drewflav | 15

#5837264 - Friday 24 January 2014 11:14

Should've brought some snow back inside and shoved it down his pants when he wasn't paying attention.

By Ambient25 | 24

#5837282 - Friday 24 January 2014 11:27

No, OP is still outside as we speak. It's thought he turned into a snowman (or slenderman), but they say if you listen really closely, you can still hear OP shivering outside your door.

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By tacopandaroo | 12

#5837263 - Friday 24 January 2014 11:13

were you let back inside at least?

Ambient25 | 24

#5837282 - Friday 24 January 2014 11:27

No, OP is still outside as we speak. It's thought he turned into a snowman (or slenderman), but they say if you listen really closely, you can still hear OP shivering outside your door.

Gearden | 8

#5837310 - Friday 24 January 2014 12:05

Dad needed some emergency alone time.

Gearden | 8

#5837311 - Friday 24 January 2014 12:07

Reminds of the fml about the girl who stayed home sick and caught her dad cheating.

Sports_guy3 | 28

#5837390 - Friday 24 January 2014 02:11

I know, right?

JMichael | 25

#5837424 - Friday 24 January 2014 03:03

So do we call him Frosty or Jack Frost?

bubblyhayley | 16

#5837577 - Friday 24 January 2014 04:38

#22 first thing I thought. .. hes got someone else round

By drewflav | 15

#5837264 - Friday 24 January 2014 11:14

Should've brought some snow back inside and shoved it down his pants when he wasn't paying attention.

DanielleinDC | 28

#5837417 - Friday 24 January 2014 02:59

That's just gross.

JMichael | 25

#5837422 - Friday 24 January 2014 03:02

But a pretty good comeback.

drewflav | 15

#5837984 - Friday 24 January 2014 09:27

'twas the first thing that came to my mind in the wee hours of the morning.

By dope_mcfly | 24

#5837265 - Friday 24 January 2014 11:15

And instead of calling the police or child services, you posted here?

annie_nk | 22

#5837283 - Friday 24 January 2014 11:28

Police? CPS? That's a bit drastic, don't ya think?

Ambient25 | 24

#5837284 - Friday 24 January 2014 11:30

#3 Please take your internet connected device and bury it in the snow. Don't touch it until the snow melts. If possible, please set it on fire in the snow, because we all hate dichotomy.

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5837343 - Friday 24 January 2014 12:54

#14, don't call him a dick...otomy. Actually, do.

SgtAssCheeks | 21

#5837377 - Friday 24 January 2014 01:40

Welcome to America where the slightest tad bit of discomfort and tasteless jokes are punished with the police, child services and court rooms!

yamhall | 6

#5838469 - Saturday 25 January 2014 05:36

No cause he let me back in after I called my mom

thecrazymancan | 17

#5838903 - Saturday 25 January 2014 03:11

The kid was put out in the freezing snow wearing shorts! How the hell isn't there something seriously wront with this picture?

Trently | 10

#5839146 - Saturday 25 January 2014 06:38

In Canada when we get thrown outside in the snow in nothing but shorts we fashion clothing out of the snow.

Cartruck10 | 3

#5839804 - Sunday 26 January 2014 06:48

And T-shirt

By Ashamed_Sister | 48

#5837269 - Friday 24 January 2014 11:18

That's not funny but cruel. I cannot laugh about such a story. OP should ask someone for help (maybe your mother).

kyuubi1 | 14

#5837407 - Friday 24 January 2014 02:48

how is that cruel?!?

expectcriticism | 13

#5838928 - Saturday 25 January 2014 03:30

it was a joke calm the fuck down. its not like he was beating him in the snow, he told him to go play in it, how the hell is that cruel?

squideth | 18

#5845521 - Saturday 1 February 2014 09:01

Uhm, because you can DIE from exposure if left outside for too long? Idiots.

By pizzzah | 9

#5837270 - Friday 24 January 2014 11:18

so i take it he shoved your phone/computer out with you to keep you company. And now you are posting about it here

amaindayyy46 | 20

#5837274 - Friday 24 January 2014 11:20

I'm gonna guess that this was after he was let back inside.

By NeatNit | 32

#5837272 - Friday 24 January 2014 11:20

What the hell did he plan to do today that he needs you out so desperately?! You must investigate!

Ambient25 | 24

#5837287 - Friday 24 January 2014 11:35

If OP had a dog then the barking could give him a clue...

Izabushel | 62

#5837289 - Friday 24 January 2014 11:35

I was thinking the same thing. I think OP accidently stuffed up some serious secret plans. Or maybe their dad has a very strange sense of humor.

By marrymarz | 13

#5837275 - Friday 24 January 2014 11:21

The snow must be beautiful

Ukeee_X | 19

#5837433 - Friday 24 January 2014 03:15

It probably is, but so is lava but I don't want to be thrown into it :(

By Dewoe | 18

#5837277 - Friday 24 January 2014 11:22

Mistress was probably on her way..

By Kalipczo | 21

#5837278 - Friday 24 January 2014 11:23

Maybe he wanted to masturbate

By paigexox0 | 37

#5837285 - Friday 24 January 2014 11:32

My uncle threw me down a hill in the snow in a t-shirt, pants and socks..but just shorts? You win lol

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