Painful and Health: SO FRUSTRATING

SO FRUSTRATING

By no one - 19/06/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML

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By ayye_its_nikki - 19/12/2012 05:07 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2017 02:00

Today, as I was trying to get out of bed, my foot began sliding across the floor. I instinctively tried to balance myself, only for the new angle to cause my right hip to painfully and loudly dislocate, making me fall face-forward into my dresser. Back stuck in bed after three days of freedom. FML

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By LacrosseFAIL - 16/07/2016 22:33 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML

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By IVOaf - 26/02/2014 20:55 - United States

Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

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I don't know my strength

By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 06:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML

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By lalalalainie - 13/10/2012 06:45 - United States - Fullerton

Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML

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Make it stop!

By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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Best foot forward

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 02:02

Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML

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Knackered

By Anonymous - 27/02/2012 12:36 - Australia

Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML

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Saltime 0

Monday 20 June 2011 5:45

My personal favorite is: Shut the **** up. No, seriously.

kendallwendall 0

Monday 20 June 2011 0:31

It's happened to all of us haha

Comments

13Blah13 0

Monday 20 June 2011 0:30

that sucks

BeastNerd 3

Monday 20 June 2011 0:31

LMAO! FYL hardcore OP.

liyah01 0

Monday 20 June 2011 0:30

Suxx... well it could have been worse

balex_fml 0

Monday 20 June 2011 0:30

you didn't check the door before you got back into bed? why?

imacreeper 3

Monday 20 June 2011 0:39

thats like dropping an object, picking it up, dropping it again and picking it up again. the feeling sucks man.

iSitt 0

Monday 20 June 2011 0:40

when you are in pain, some things can slip your mind

Iamnotmyself 17

Monday 20 June 2011 0:40

Probably because he was to busy screaming and crying in agony and keeping himself from falling again. Just a thought. Damned doors suck, try using force fields OP

blackberry90210 0

Monday 20 June 2011 0:44

get a sex change and start living life

MrSassypants 33

Monday 20 June 2011 0:49

27 what the he'll does that have to do with anything? Why don't you shut the fff...ront door!？

blackberry90210 0

Monday 20 June 2011 0:58

what the hell does "what the he'll" mean?

nyrangers1022 6

Monday 20 June 2011 0:58

gota love short term memory loss

Iamnotmyself 17

Monday 20 June 2011 1:00

What the he will, common IPhone mistake. Proof Steve Jobs is atheist?

clarkie007 0

Monday 20 June 2011 1:04

it means they were corrected by a phone or computer obviously

AnagenisisZagus 13

Monday 20 June 2011 1:14

You don't say?

flockz 19

Monday 20 June 2011 1:17

maybe if op wasnt so eager to get back to masterbating then he would of remembered the door was still open.

UnHuman 0

Monday 20 June 2011 1:33

hahaha.

AbuelaGrande 0

Monday 20 June 2011 2:20

Abuela Grande make it all better! Mmm kiss kiss ;*

melbourne_eve 0

Monday 20 June 2011 4:08

it's shut the firetruck up not shut the front door

chlorinegreen 27

Monday 20 June 2011 5:32

112 people have different ways. personally I've only heard shut the front door.

Saltime 0

Monday 20 June 2011 5:45

My personal favorite is: Shut the **** up. No, seriously.

IhazHappyFace 0

Monday 20 June 2011 5:53

champ

maiimpressivetit 0

Monday 20 June 2011 7:59

....lol same. xD

kendallwendall 0

Monday 20 June 2011 0:31

It's happened to all of us haha

riceicle1 6

Monday 20 June 2011 0:38

Has it I think I would remember that

sexxxysydney 14

Monday 20 June 2011 0:54

I'm pretty sure this has never happened to me..lol

clarkie007 0

Monday 20 June 2011 1:07

um....yea pretty sure everyone goes to do something then forgets what they were going to do.

daisyloo 7

Monday 20 June 2011 1:26

I didn't faceplant trying to close a door.

kendallwendall 0

Monday 20 June 2011 2:52

I just meant something like this has happened to all of us.... gotten up in the middle of the night on a mission, gotten distracted, gone back to bed, gotten comfortable then remembered what you forgot to do.